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Post Reply It wasn’t worth it, says 103-year-old vegetarian
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I propose a solution to vegans and meat-eaters alike. How about we cook the meat left over from the dead bodies of humans so nobody is hurt and we can all get our meat craving? No animals are harmed, the humans are dead anyways, and if you get to it before Necrosis sets in then cook it and it'll be fine!
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That's why everyone should live without regrets.
If you want to do something, eat something, or whatever something...


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Thing is whats the point of living much past 60?Things go fast downhill from there.
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Posted 11/4/15
Live without meat? No, there's no point in living without it.
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To be quite frank, i'll eat pretty much anything as long as it tastes good and i'm hungry. I generally don't turn my nose up at any particular food and always clean my plate off. Whether it be the junkiest of foods or a pile of veggies, food is food and being able to eat so many different things is one of the great parts of being alive
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This is fake. The picture is stock footage just google the image. And you will find this
http://www.dreamstime.com/stock-images-very-old-man-sad-look-sitting-chair-image30230494
So it is a stock photo. The story is pretty crazy to I would say this story has close to 0 chance at being real.
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Posted 11/5/15 , edited 11/5/15

mlchanges wrote:

If a steak is cooked right you don't need teeth....


I completely agree with you.
Posted 11/5/15
I love the taste of meaty death in my mouth. Beef Neck, Ox tails...I can't imagine having to give up meat! (Even though it might be killing off the planet...will fact check later.
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I seem to fall into the minority of people who don't care about meat much in the first place. The taste isn't anything I crave for. Honestly the only kind of meat that brings me any kind of pleasure is a perfectly cooked restaurant steak. Even then it gets boring after a while.
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Oh for the love of... Look at the main page of the site. It's obviously a satirical news site, like The Onion ("daily mash" is a play on "daily mail").

Then again, apparently people really are this obsessed with meat, so maybe they didn't take the joke far enough?
Posted 11/5/15 , edited 11/6/15

kotomikun wrote:

Oh for the love of... Look at the main page of the site. It's obviously a satirical news site, like The Onion ("daily mash" is a play on "daily mail").

Then again, apparently people really are this obsessed with meat, so maybe they didn't take the joke far enough?


Yeah, can't find any legitimate news sources that doesn't list Daily Mash as a source.

Heck, if you search up "Daily Mash", it says its a satirical site in the description.
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reinux wrote:

By the way, thedailymash is a satire site.

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Posted 11/5/15

lambofgenesis wrote:

Fourteen sausages though...

Honestly though, after having gone vegetarian for 3 days straight recently, "tasty food" is a drug. Your body craves it, but if you detox yourself, your body won't even look for it...

I think the proper medium is... be vegetarian, avoid processed foods, and once a week, treat yourself to a meat/junk food dinner like pizza or steak or something like that.


That's not being vegetarian. That's just being an omnivore who eats meat in moderation. I tend to keep meat eating mostly for weekends.
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Posted 11/5/15

KazutoJaeger wrote:

I propose a solution to vegans and meat-eaters alike. How about we cook the meat left over from the dead bodies of humans so nobody is hurt and we can all get our meat craving? No animals are harmed, the humans are dead anyways, and if you get to it before Necrosis sets in then cook it and it'll be fine!


No it won't be fine. We have things like CJD (mad cow disease) and that ilk that can be passed on to living people. That's one of the reasons the last cannibal tribes stopped eating dead people.
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Poor guy, he finds out he can eat anything he wants at that age. Large Pepto-Bismol fountain drink*
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