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Posted 11/7/15 , edited 11/7/15
Title: Arbitrator
Role: Disputer
Rank: High
Power: To diffuse problems and settle them.
Qualifications: I believe I should be an arbitrator. Because I am quite fair about people`s opinions, I listen well, don`t overreact, unbiased and etc. I think it`s effective to hear the best of people.
Posted 11/7/15
Title: Ricky the Meth Guy
Role: Meth Maker/Door to door Meth Salesman
Rank : High (pun intended)
Power: I can throw drug filled needles to get enemies high.
Qualifications: I's beens makin the meth since muh paw sturted teachin meh when I was 2
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17 / M / California
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Posted 11/7/15

moonhawk81 wrote:

Title: Agricultural Relic

Role: Farmer and Teacher

Rank: *Wait, Bovine Messiah isn't a real rank?
Lead Petty Officer

Power: Growing food and teaching others to do so

Qualifications: Grew up working on the family farm. Besides, have you seen my garden?!


Extremely useful. *Thumbs up*

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Posted 11/7/15 , edited 11/7/15
Title: Mercenary
Role: Assassinations
Rank: High
Power: Killing people
Qualifications: Adept with guns/long range firing. No emotions. Fucked up childhood. In good shape. Clean crime scene.
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16 / M / Ente Isla
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Posted 11/7/15

Seacactus wrote:

Title: Ricky the Meth Guy
Role: Meth Maker/Door to door Meth Salesman
Rank : High (pun intended)
Power: I can throw drug filled needles to get enemies high.
Qualifications: I's beens makin the meth since muh paw sturted teachin meh when I was 2


I'm giving you half the treasury for, uh... Being a model citizen. Yeah, that's it.
Posted 11/7/15

GrandmasterCoolio wrote:


Seacactus wrote:

Title: Ricky the Meth Guy
Role: Meth Maker/Door to door Meth Salesman
Rank : High (pun intended)
Power: I can throw drug filled needles to get enemies high.
Qualifications: I's beens makin the meth since muh paw sturted teachin meh when I was 2


I'm giving you half the treasury for, uh... Being a model citizen. Yeah, that's it.


Thanks sensei! You get free "pop rocks"



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22 / Hakoniwa Academy
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Posted 11/7/15
Title: That one guy

Role: Cannon Fodder™

Rank: Hahaha

Power: Constantly remind everyone that "I didn't sign up for this" when facing an enormous threat.

Qualifications: I had nothing better to do.
Posted 11/7/15 , edited 11/7/15
Title: Parasite
Role: Waste of space and resources
Rank: Leech
Power: Just laze around doing fuck all while others provide for me
Qualifications: Have been a parasite all my life I tihnk I'll be rlly gud
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19 / M / "10/10" - IGN
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Posted 11/7/15

Seacactus wrote:

Title: Ricky the Meth Guy
Role: Meth Maker/Door to door Meth Salesman
Rank : High (pun intended)
Power: I can throw drug filled needles to get enemies high.
Qualifications: I's beens makin the meth since muh paw sturted teachin meh when I was 2


I love how we got a drug dealer before a doctor.
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Posted 11/7/15
Same thing ^
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29 / M / B.C, Canada
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Posted 11/7/15
Got say I am liking the society, especially like the thousand year supply of mountain dew. And I get to shoot things all day long, putting rounds through my waifu rifle ( i.e the C14 sniper I called Cassandra and whisper sweet nothings to one .338 round at a time.)
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Posted 11/7/15

Ranwolf wrote:

Got say I am liking the society, especially like the thousand year supply of mountain dew. And I get to shoot things all day long, putting rounds through my waifu rifle ( i.e the C14 sniper I called Cassandra and whisper sweet nothings to one .338 round at a time.)


All thanks to your glorious leader.
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29 / M / B.C, Canada
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Posted 11/7/15
All hail the Eiko no Rida.
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22 / M / The Cosmos
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Posted 11/7/15
Title: I Should Be Studying
Role: Village Procrastinator
Rank: Hella low
Power: Telling people my good ideas but never making them a reality
Qualifications: Unrequited ambitionist
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21 / M / Florida
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Posted 11/7/15
Title: The Entertainer
Role: CEO of the only anime company left in the world
Rank: Medium-High
Power: Enslave people to make anime, and then selling those shows for higher prices than Aniplex's.
Qualifications: Have money. Know how to manipulate people.

Since the only people left in the world are anime enthusiasts, I would take advantage of that.
I'd monopolize the anime industry, and use my power to make people spend more than they should.


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19 / M / "10/10" - IGN
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Posted 11/8/15


Oh no you don't pal. There's going to be insane tax rates, worker's unions, and heavy regulation favoring health and safety completely over corporate business profit. You won't stand a chance hahahahahaha... I mean, I "foresee" these things happening.
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