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I know god supposedly made the universe and so on and so forth but did he create black holes too? do blacks holes go against gods great work? and since we're on the subject what is a black hole? could you survive one?
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deadscreen wrote:

I know god supposedly made the universe and so on and so forth but did he create black holes too? do blacks holes go against gods great work? and since we're on the subject what is a black hole? could you survive one?


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Blackholes are the anuses of the universe. God made them invisible as a form of censorship.
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God created everything, even black holes.

A black hole is a portal to a parallel universe.

You can survive a black hole if you find yourself in a parallel universe.

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PeripheralVisionary wrote:

Blackholes are the anuses of the universe. God made them invisible as a form of censorship.


I guess youre right since the devil has never found a way to plug them
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deadscreen wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:

Blackholes are the anuses of the universe. God made them invisible as a form of censorship.


I guess youre right since the devil has never found a way to plug them


They're also the universe's first prostitutes. Just throw anything at them and it'll take them right it. God how I want to have sex with blackhole.
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The most complex theological question of our time.
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Maybe they are just God's universal waste disposal system.
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God actually only ever wanted to make black holes, everything else was failed experiments.
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Sorry making them wasn't such a great idea in hindsight.
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haikinka wrote:

Sorry making them wasn't such a great idea in hindsight.


Don't worry. they are fine toys for our scientists to play with.
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In mother Russia black holes create god
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lorreen wrote:

Don't worry. they are fine toys for our scientists to play with.


Just wait till they figure out I cheated a whole bunch.
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maybe black holes are portals to heaven
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That's like saying did god create me? well no my parents made me... Black holes are formed. If you believe in god, then maybe he (/It?) created the whole process or principals behind them. But he doesn't create them. But nah for serious everything goes against "Gods work"
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