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Post Reply Orphan jokes are hilarious
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I find most of them hilarious, wby?
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Dark humor is fucked up. People are fucked up. People like dark humor. That's why.
Posted 11/11/15
I thought it said Oprah jokes.

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PeripheralVisionary wrote:

I thought it said Oprah jokes.

:/


Tell me some Oprah jokes
Posted 11/11/15

TrickedMJ wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:

I thought it said Oprah jokes.

:/


Tell me some Oprah jokes


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PeripheralVisionary wrote:


TrickedMJ wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:

I thought it said Oprah jokes.

:/


Tell me some Oprah jokes




Bruh, lmao
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Posted 11/11/15 , edited 11/11/15

TrickedMJ wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:

I thought it said Oprah jokes.


Tell me some Oprah jokes


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTg-CsVJ6UE
(Yes, Jimmy Fallon, who wasn't the least freakin' bit funny in Jurassic World, and he's still funnier than your post.)

And that's only because I couldn't find the late-80's SNL sketch after Oprah's weight loss, where she starts imagining the entire audience as French fries....
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Posted 11/11/15

Ejanss wrote:


TrickedMJ wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:

I thought it said Oprah jokes.


Tell me some Oprah jokes


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTg-CsVJ6UE
(Yes, Jimmy Fallon, who wasn't the least freakin' bit funny in Jurassic World, and he's still funnier than your post.)

And that's only because I couldn't find the late-80's SNL sketch after Oprah's weight loss, where she starts imagining the entire audience as French fries....


To be fair, I'm not sure how my post is supposed to be funny.
Posted 11/11/15 , edited 11/11/15

TrickedMJ wrote:


Ejanss wrote:


TrickedMJ wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:

I thought it said Oprah jokes.


Tell me some Oprah jokes


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTg-CsVJ6UE
(Yes, Jimmy Fallon, who wasn't the least freakin' bit funny in Jurassic World, and he's still funnier than your post.)

And that's only because I couldn't find the late-80's SNL sketch after Oprah's weight loss, where she starts imagining the entire audience as French fries....


To be fair, I'm not sure how my post is supposed to be funny.


I think he's just being abrasive. I usually ignore him. No offense. :/
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Posted 11/11/15
I've seen a couple that were kind of funny. Most don't garner a reaction from me though.
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Posted 11/11/15 , edited 11/11/15

PeripheralVisionary wrote:

I think he's just being abrasive. I usually ignore him. No offense. :/


Gotcha, will make sure to ignore him from now on.
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dotsforlife wrote:

I've seen a couple that were kind of funny. Most don't garner a reaction from me though.


The only time I don't find them funny, is when used like, "You know who else doesn't have parents....orphans!" Or some shit like that.
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Posted 11/11/15
Examples, tits, or GTFO.
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Posted 11/11/15 , edited 11/11/15

TrickedMJ wrote:


dotsforlife wrote:

I've seen a couple that were kind of funny. Most don't garner a reaction from me though.


The only time I don't find them funny, is when used like, "You know who else doesn't have parents....orphans!" Or some shit like that.


So, what "orphan jokes" ARE funny? The ones that duck the sympathetic laugh-killer of the reality of their situation, and just lump them into a safe, nebulous abstracted pile of Genericized References-on-Demand To Get Society's Goat With For The Resentful Thrill of Shocking Them, along with Hitler and injured puppies?

(And no, I'm not an orphan myself, but both my parents are currently dead, so I guess I sort of honorarily qualify.)

There, ignore that, ya overdefensive SOB.
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Posted 11/11/15
Q: What did the orphan ask for for Christmas?

A: Parents.
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