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Posted 11/12/15
As you all know, I am perfect. 100% without flaw. I am objectively, undeniably flawless and am what drives 99.9% of humanity to endure life. This is, of course, because I'm so splendorous and amazing. However, I've noticed that the masses are silent in their appreciation. This is simply unacceptable. How can your voice be heard if your mouth is sewn shut?

As such, I demand you offer me tribute in the form of a poem describing my magnificence. It can be any kind of poem, but I'd suggest writing a 3,000 page epic about me yelling at random strangers over the internet.

You may begin now.
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Posted 11/12/15
GrandmasterCoolio makes the best pizza toast.
A feat that only he would boast.
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Posted 11/13/15
i made this for you Mrs perfect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXVXyZi-fN0
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Posted 11/13/15
I have a joke for your highness

A vampire goes into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender says, "I thought you guys only drank blood." The vampire says, "We do." "Then what's with the hot water?" the bartender asks. The vampire then pulls out a bloody tampon and says, "I'm having tea."
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Posted 11/13/15

Sir_jamesalot wrote:

GrandmasterCoolio makes the best pizza toast.
A feat that only he would boast.


Beautiful! It brings a tear to the eye.
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Posted 11/13/15


I saw this and i thought of you.
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Posted 11/13/15

lukedollo wrote:

I-It's not like I worship the ground you walk on or anything... b-baka."


It's okay Dollo. You don't have to be so bashful. Everyone loves and venerates me. I'm the patron saint of the masses, so there's no reason to be so timid.
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Posted 11/13/15

C0mlink wrote:

i made this for you Mrs perfect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXVXyZi-fN0


Lol, Bookmark. I plan to play when management makes another "brilliant" decision.
Posted 11/13/15
I offer my whore body to you.

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Posted 11/14/15

PeripheralVisionary wrote:

I offer my whore body to you.



That's not a poem, but I appreciate the gesture.
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Posted 11/14/15 , edited 11/14/15

GrandmasterCoolio wrote:


lukedollo wrote:

You suck


I just want you to love me s-senpai!!!!! why won't you notice me!?!?!?!


you are too young to be inebriated.......
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Posted 11/14/15 , edited 11/14/15
Nobody deserves this other than CHIMEKO-sama!!!
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Posted 11/14/15

lukedollo wrote:

you are too young to be inebriated.......


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Posted 11/15/15
You are so great
You are much better than luke
You love my haiku
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Posted 11/18/15
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