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I stopped breathing a long time ago, my mouth and nose have better things to do.
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Well played, OP.

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ALMOST A HALF HOUR AGO!! I C-C-COULDNT CONTROL MYSELF
I WAS LOOKING AT IMAGES OF YAOI AND BOOM MY WHITE BABIES WENT IN HER EYE
SHE STOPPED BREATHING!!!
SHOULD I CALL 911????
Posted 11/16/15

onepunchfinny wrote:



ALMOST A HALF HOUR AGO!! I C-C-COULDNT CONTROL MYSELF
I WAS LOOKING AT IMAGES OF YAOI AND BOOM MY WHITE BABIES WENT IN HER EYE
SHE STOPPED BREATHING!!!
SHOULD I CALL 911????


Wait, before you call 911 you should probably give her CPR.
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potentsativa wrote:


onepunchfinny wrote:



ALMOST A HALF HOUR AGO!! I C-C-COULDNT CONTROL MYSELF
I WAS LOOKING AT IMAGES OF YAOI AND BOOM MY WHITE BABIES WENT IN HER EYE
SHE STOPPED BREATHING!!!
SHOULD I CALL 911????


Wait, before you call 911 you should probably give her CPR.


tried that.
just got me hornier
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Rujikin wrote:

When you breathe in and out you are able to use your spiritual energy and destroy your opponents!


That's what Lisa Lisa does with style:

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potentsativa wrote:


onepunchfinny wrote:

* SOMEONE REPLY TO THIS QUICK *

my blow up doll no longer breathes :(
whats wrong wit her help


Oh shit no!!! When was the last time she breathed?
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Posted 11/16/15 , edited 11/16/15

Ruby804b wrote:

I notice that every girl does this...but why?




They are sniffing for skank-stank.


When they come across the skank-stank they know some other bitch done gone stepped into their territory.


And then they gone go Holly Holms on da hoe.





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lukedollo wrote:

this is slightly of topic, but, how do you girls make towel hats? I think this is a important unaddressed issue in the male community.


towel hats? You mean, how do we wrap a towel around our head (for example, after hair-washing)?


Google.



All our female secrets come to light




*nods sagely*


This is indeed true. I googled "Girls shower" and many female secrets were revealed.
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Girls don't breathe.... if you choke them properly.
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thekevin4 wrote:

Girls don't breathe.... if you choke them properly.
when do you think you're getting out of prison Kevin?

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FlyinDumpling wrote:


thekevin4 wrote:

Girls don't breathe.... if you choke them properly.
when do you think you're getting out of prison Kevin?



Never been... too smart to get caught. Plus... I'm white.
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Posted 11/16/15

Saemonza wrote:

I stopped breathing a long time ago, my mouth and nose have better things to do.




The question was for girls, bro.
Posted 11/16/15
I see you're a girl too...
So, why do you breathe air??
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Posted 11/16/15 , edited 11/16/15

maxgale wrote:


Saemonza wrote:

I stopped breathing a long time ago, my mouth and nose have better things to do.




The question was for girls, bro.


What so women get to answer all the stupid questions now?! When did they establish a monopoly on the supply of stupid posts! I demand equally stupid posts from both sexes or we will protest! No more reaching high objects out of the reach of women! No more lifting heavy things for women!
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