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Post Reply Boys, why do you have unibrows!
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21 / M / Alaska
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Posted 11/17/15
maybe i should just let mine go wild?
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17 / M / The Bay
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Posted 11/17/15 , edited 11/17/15
Idk, i didn't know i had one
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25 / Equestria
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Posted 11/17/15
Please do. UNIBROWS UNITE (the brows)
Even cooler if you make a lot of expressions with it. Better start training your face for HELLA EXPRESSIVENESS
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22 / Hakoniwa Academy
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Posted 11/17/15
I've never done anything to my eyebrows. I know some people maintain them or whatever, but mine have been average for as long as I remember. Or at least they don't seem to be out of control.
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23 / M / Kaguya's Panties
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Posted 11/17/15
Every time I shave, I just run the razor down between my eyes to get rid of the growing uni.
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Posted 11/17/15
Because its majestic.
Posted 11/17/15
Because the bigger the brow, the bigger the plow.
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19 / M / Pacific Wonderlan...
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Posted 11/17/15
Is it bad that I remove my mine?
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20 / Cold and High
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Posted 11/17/15
Do you think I could have a double rainbow? you know the == like eyebrowns.
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26 / M / Socal
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Posted 11/17/15
Don't have one, but I'm guessing it's because hair grows there. lol
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Posted 11/18/15
cuz it summons unicorns
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20 / M
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Posted 11/18/15
Because we live in a matriarchal society where men are expected to look attractive for women. They want to see us as nothing more than a good looking object they feel entitled to stare at anytime they want. Women should find men handsome no matter how unkempt, smelly, out of shape, or excessively hairy we are. The uni-brow is a symbol of beauty that challenges the unreachable handsome standards women expect us men to adhere.

They are oppressing us by telling men we aren't handsome enough or attractive enough by using social media that leads many depressed men to say "enough is enough" and they grow out their uni-brow. It is a fashion trend all men can use to end the empty shallowness of women and put a stop to the entitlement set by the matriarchy.


^This is a sarcastic joke by the way
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18 / M / United Kingdom
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Posted 11/18/15
Yes but you can't see it because I've got light ginger hair so I look normal xD
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40 / M / USA
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Posted 11/18/15
Is there a problem with unibrows?

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28 / M / Canada
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Posted 11/18/15
Well, I was drawing my eyebrows on with a permanent marker, and I accidentally made one side bigger than the other. Then I tried to get the other one to match, but ended up doing it again. Eventually, I ended up with a unibrow. It might not look the best, but at least it's symmetrical.
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