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Post Reply Dogs, why do you lift your legs to pee?
Posted 11/18/15 , edited 11/18/15
Why can't they just use a toilet like a normal person?
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Posted 11/18/15

Urboistar wrote:

Why can't they just use a toilet like a normal person?


Person? They're dogs! And most time bitches stoop rather than lift a leg.
Posted 11/18/15
You're a day late to the joke
Posted 11/18/15

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Urboistar wrote:

Why can't they just use a toilet like a normal person?


Person? They're dogs! And most time bitches stoop rather than lift a leg.


I've seen girls lift their legs, though it's not often.
Posted 11/18/15

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You're a day late to the joke


I'm sorry, master. I'll frequent the forums 24/7 like you from now on.
Posted 11/18/15

Urboistar wrote:

I'm sorry, master. I'll frequent the forums 24/7 like you from now on.


All is forgiven child.
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Because they're dogs and they're stupid
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Because they're dogs and they're stupid


Mean.
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Posted 11/18/15 , edited 11/18/15


They're dogs. They don't have emotions so who cares?
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Because they're dogs and they're stupid


Ew. A cat lover. Dishonor to you and your family.
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Posted 11/18/15 , edited 11/18/15

Urboistar wrote:

Why can't they just use a toilet like a normal person?


they use it.....as a water bowl.

I wouldn't want to crap in my water bowl.........

"Dogs, why do you lift your legs to pee?"

Mostly only male dogs do this....just like male humans.......
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Yes I do like cats but even if I didn't I would still hate dogs.
Posted 11/18/15

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They're dogs. They don't have emotions so who cares?


Double mean.
Posted 11/18/15 , edited 11/18/15
I knew eventually someone was going to make a "Dogs:insert question here" thread

Well you see it all started back when one wolf decided he wanted to court another wolf but had to take a piss, ingeniously he took a piss and flaunted his jewels to kill two birds with one stone, surprisingly enough he didn't get any, but all the other wolves witnessed it and it spread like wildfire. Even till this day the domesticated wolves we call dogs partake in this practice of courting and and peeing at the same time.
Posted 11/18/15

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Yes I do like cats but even if I didn't I would still hate dogs.


It's a 110% known fact that people that hate dogs molest porcupines.

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