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Post Reply Men, why don't you sit down to pee?
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Posted 11/18/15 , edited 11/19/15
Seriously, why stand? Aren't you more prone to pee on your self if you stand up?

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Since the main reason is because the toilet is gross, then why don't you guys clean up the pee you leave??? Admit it, most guys don't have perfect aim and there is always some drops left over. So what do you do??? You leave it there, and either someone else has to clean it up or it stains.

So why can't you men clean up your own pee???
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Posted 11/18/15 , edited 11/19/15
Because it's gay.
Posted 11/18/15
How dare you steal my idea
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Posted 11/18/15 , edited 11/19/15
I do when I can't be assed to stand.
Posted 11/18/15
I believe it's cleaner, quick, and thus more convenient. No toilet seat touching your ass, only having to undo your zipper, ah the works!
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Posted 11/18/15 , edited 11/18/15
.. I am being serious that the end reaches down into it.. so no sitting thanks -__- no "good way" for me to sit but atleast I allways got my aim!
don't you worry.
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Posted 11/18/15
Because I don't like it when my penis touches the inside of the toilet.
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Posted 11/18/15 , edited 11/18/15

Kira0309 wrote:

Seriously, why stand? Aren't you more prone to pee on your self if you stand up?
apparently it's gay to not piss on yourself.
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Posted 11/18/15 , edited 11/24/15
Literally no one on earth wants to sit down to pee.

That's disgusting.
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Posted 11/18/15 , edited 11/18/15
It's a lot easier to aim when you have something long and somewhat flexible on the end.
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Posted 11/18/15

Kira0309 wrote:

Seriously, why stand? Aren't you more prone to pee on your self if you stand up?


Is the guy even still posting anymore? Let it GO, people!!
Posted 11/18/15 , edited 11/19/15

haikinka wrote:

Because I don't like it when my penis touches the inside of the toilet.


Exactly! Bad enough I have to take it out the bowl when I go #2
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Posted 11/18/15 , edited 11/19/15
warning, this song may not be appropriate for all audience, due to lyrical content.
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Posted 11/18/15 , edited 11/21/15

Mishio1 wrote:

It's a lot easier to aim when you have something long and somewhat flexible on the end.


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Posted 11/18/15

Urboistar wrote:

How dare you steal my idea


muhahahaha
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