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Post Reply Men, why don't you sit down to pee?
Posted 11/18/15 , edited 11/18/15
In Gintama, standing up to pee made the difference in a battle. One general stood up to pee and one general sat down to pee. The general who stood had stronger leg muscles and challenged him to a kicking contest to declare the victor, he won.
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Posted 11/18/15 , edited 11/18/15
because if we sit down to pee then we sit on the seat we have peed on in the past...
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Posted 11/18/15

Kira0309 wrote:

Seriously, why stand? Aren't you more prone to pee on your self if you stand up?


Ya know it fires out with high pressure and can travel quite a ways. The #1 reason I stand is because I don't have to wipe off or clean the toilet seat before I can pee. Women have to :3
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Hah.
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Posted 11/18/15 , edited 11/18/15
I sit down whenever I'm at someone else's house. Idk why but I feel more polite when I do it.

I also do it when I'm drunk, but that's only because looking down while standing up when drunk often leads to falling on your face
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Posted 11/18/15
It's faster to do it standing up.
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Posted 11/18/15
laziness.
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Posted 11/18/15 , edited 11/18/15
Men can and do sit to pee. It varies from country to country; however, men have a convenient alternate method, just like most canines. Because they can do it without pissing on themselves (usually).
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Posted 11/18/15 , edited 11/18/15
3 pages in and no one mentions this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54t0iyp_udc
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Posted 11/18/15

Kira0309 wrote:

Seriously, why stand? Aren't you more prone to pee on your self if you stand up?


Nope, we've the hardware to aim. We can even write in the snow. Though admittedly, I do like to sit once in a while. It's every mans secret shame.
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Posted 11/18/15 , edited 11/18/15

Buckerss wrote:

I do when I can't be assed to stand.





Seacactus wrote:

In Gintama, standing up to pee made the difference in a battle. One general stood up to pee and one general sat down to pee. The general who stood had stronger leg muscles and challenged him to a kicking contest to declare the victor, he won.



yes but one man became bald because of this great battle...
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Posted 11/18/15 , edited 11/18/15


Seriously, why stand? Aren't you more prone to pee on your self if you stand up?


You're just jealous.
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Oh. So I am the only one that doesn't stand, huh? Guess there is something wrong with me, huh? -.-
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Posted 11/18/15

Markest1 wrote:

I don't even use a toilet when I pee I just go outside because I don't like using the toilet and I only got to the toilet for #2 it just disgusts me.


To quote the galactic traveler in your avatar; "Ain't nothin' but the dog in me."
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Posted 11/18/15
Standing makes me feel like a firefighter.


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