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Men, why don't you sit down to pee?
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Posted 11/19/15

aeb0717 wrote:


DudeItsMark wrote:

Because I can stand up to pee and girls can't?


Oh, we can do it. It's just a hell of alot more awkward, and looks really stupid.


and the mess ya'll make
Posted 11/19/15

Mishio1 wrote:

It's a lot easier to aim when you have something long and somewhat flexible on the end.


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Posted 11/19/15 , edited 11/19/15
The assholes who don't lift the toilet seat before taking a piss, therefore getting piss on the seat.
You don't want to sit on that.

Plus standing is a lot quicker.
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My dad sits down, he never used to but we got a new bathroom and decide he didn't want to ruin it hehe! Plus, my mum was always going on at him for the mess he made and the grossness she found when changing the loo seat, which she liked to do a lot.
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Posted 11/19/15 , edited 11/19/15
Sometimes when I can't make it to the toilet, I use the sink. I sit there rather than stand because towards the end, the pee stream gets shorter and goes all over the floor.
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Posted 11/19/15 , edited 11/19/15
Maybe this is a stupid idea, coming from a woman, but I'm assuming because it's difficult to aim properly when you're sitting down.
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Posted 11/19/15
Also I'm pretty sure that the u-shape of the male urethra means that if you sit down to pee some gets left partway through. which isn't good for your health.
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Posted 11/19/15 , edited 11/19/15

Voc666IV wrote:


Kira0309 wrote:

Seriously, why stand? Aren't you more prone to pee on your self if you stand up?


If you are unrinating on yourself when you stand (unless you are drunk, a child or its windy) you may have a "small" problem.


My dad has a ceramic piece of "art" over/behind the toilet that is in the shape of a toilet lid that was my moms
that was her moms so it pretty old 60+ years old.

On the lid it says
"Stand closer..
..its shorter
then you think"

My moms side of the family is funny, likes humor.
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I have unfortunately been a janitor for the last 8 months at a vet school. I would prefer any guys sit down to pee, due to the lack of cleanup effort, but i myself will always stand unless a #2 might be on the horizon. You might be surprised but the ladies rooms are always way dirtier than the men's. It isn't usually pee on the seat, Although you would be surprised how often ladies pee/poo on the toilet seat (having to know that is the number 1 reason i wish i hadn't started being a janitor). I know this wasn't exactly "why men stand up to pee" but i thought i might offer some insight on a topic i must often witness, but rarely get a chance to comment on.
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Posted 11/19/15
I sit most of the time when i pee(unless i'm outside) mainly becouse i have Epilepsie and the one time i stood up to pee i got an attack and when i woke up i was almost laying with my head it the tiolet bowl, so ever since that i play it safe..
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Posted 11/19/15
Because spraying the seat with bleach and cleaning it would get tiresome after the third time. I have to have a 100% sanitized toilet seat to sit down on all the time.
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Posted 11/19/15

Dudestone wrote:

I have unfortunately been a janitor for the last 8 months at a vet school. I would prefer any guys sit down to pee, due to the lack of cleanup effort, but i myself will always stand unless a #2 might be on the horizon. You might be surprised but the ladies rooms are always way dirtier than the men's. It isn't usually pee on the seat, Although you would be surprised how often ladies pee/poo on the toilet seat (having to know that is the number 1 reason i wish i hadn't started being a janitor). I know this wasn't exactly "why men stand up to pee" but i thought i might offer some insight on a topic i must often witness, but rarely get a chance to comment on.



Women can be disgusting, I've seen some gross things and I'm not even a janitor. I think cleaners & janitors do an amazing job and should be paid more than they are.
Posted 11/19/15
I don't sit.


I hover.
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Posted 11/19/15
I only sit and pee if I happen to be taking a shit, it's way better to stand and pee.
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Posted 11/19/15

animegirl2222 wrote:

Maybe this is a stupid idea, coming from a woman, but I'm assuming because it's difficult to aim properly when you're sitting down.
sitting down and then it runs down your legs such a threat!

Hrafna wrote: I don't sit.

I hover.
*used gasses was a very lifting experience*
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