Guys, why does your stream of pee suddenly split into different directions?
Posted 11/19/15 , edited 11/19/15
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Posted 11/19/15 , edited 11/19/15
There are little goblins in our pee that are constantly at war and use the ammonia in it as land and bases the explosions caused by the war ending up splitting the very land they settled upon causing a very end of the world sanfransico fault line type scene.
Posted 11/19/15
I ask myself the same question when it happens.
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Posted 11/19/15
Exaggeration aside, it does happen slightly when you forget to move the foreskin. >_>
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Posted 11/19/15
Tell me about it, I always have to clean up after my older brother because he is a fucking baby who can't clean up after himself. Sometimes he won't even to pick up the seat and will just pee all over the place
Posted 11/19/15
The foreskin sometimes sticks together making it spray every where.
Imagine covering the end of a hose over with your thumb.
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Posted 11/19/15
This will have some intresting comments
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Posted 11/19/15 , edited 11/19/15


I've closed this because the topic has already specifically come up in /forumtopic-927553/men-why-dont-you-sit-down-to-pee and giving it its own thread seems redundant. If you wish for more answers, I suggest asking within that related thread.
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