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Posted 11/20/15 , edited 11/20/15
Recently, I've seen many gifs and videos of cucumbers scaring cats appearing on the internet. In all of these videos, cucumbers are placed near unsuspecting felines. The felines then proceed to react in a rather extreme fashion.

Examples: https://www.reddit.com/r/CucumbersScaringCats

What do you think about this; why are cats scared of cucumbers?

Are you scared of cucumbers?

Discuss.
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Posted 11/20/15 , edited 11/20/15
You would be too if I beat you with it.
Posted 11/20/15
Mental Floss says its unhealthy, so....I guess we shouldn't do it.

Still humorous though.
Posted 11/20/15
because cats are cute funny fluffballs of random retardedness
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only if its bigger then the pussy also long could poke it away, it would just scratch it and run off around the corner, and never cum a long.
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Because cucumbers are the incarnation of evil. Long ago, When cats ruled the world, ONE CUCUMBER RAINED DOWN FROM THE SKY, destroying most of the cats ancestors. Two managed to make it out alive, they started mass reproducing, to regain their former glory. But then the humans came, and started capturing the cats. But since the humans gave the cats food and a place to live, they decided to stay.
> I REGRET EVERYTHING.

But cats still fear the cucumbers will return once again. TO DESTORY THE HUMAN RACE. THAT IS WHY WE MUST FIGHT AGENST THEMM! DOWN WITH THE EVIL CUCUMBERS!! DOWNNNN!!

DAMMIT CUCUMBER! >:c
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Posted 11/20/15
You know damn well why they are.
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It's the surprise, it was not there before, so a item that looks like a snake suddenly appearing behind you while you were eating or whatever would be very concerning.

I mean a cucumber is almost the full length of a cat, imagine if you were eating or doing something and you turned around and BAM something almost as big as you is behind you. You would jump and freak out for a second too
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Haha, that's made my night, wish I still had a cat to try this out on. Cats are daft and fickle who knows why they are afraid.
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Well I knew a cat that ate cucumber. She actually growled if you tried to take it away from her.
Posted 11/20/15

Coolc341 wrote:

Because cucumbers are the incarnation of evil. Long ago, When cats ruled the world, ONE CUCUMBER RAINED DOWN FROM THE SKY, destroying most of the cats ancestors. Two managed to make it out alive, they started mass reproducing, to regain their former glory. But then the humans came, and started capturing the cats. But since the humans gave the cats food and a place to live, they decided to stay.
> I REGRET EVERYTHING.

But cats still fear the cucumbers will return once again. TO DESTORY THE HUMAN RACE. THAT IS WHY WE MUST FIGHT AGENST THEMM! DOWN WITH THE EVIL CUCUMBERS!! DOWNNNN!!

DAMMIT CUCUMBER! >:c


Kawaii!
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