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Posted 11/21/15
This unicorn can change the way you poop too!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q
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My sister is getting one of these for xmas btw.

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The unicorn didn't do that, but it did lead me to Candy Mountain.
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Posted 11/21/15

BlueOni wrote:

The unicorn didn't do that, but it did lead me to Candy Mountain.


Still a great success.
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Going to die of laughter! This is absolute gold. 10/10 would be told how to poop from a prince and unicorn again.
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thekevin4 wrote:

Still a great success.


Indeed! And now I have claimed all the candy for myself. So when the children go to Candy Mountain after an awesome adventure it will not be chocolate bars and minty ice cream that greets them, but a barren rock that was once covered in these things! And I shall appear before them atop the apex and declare "Foolish fools! You believed that candy mountain would be your reward, but your reward is only the bitter taste of defeat! Now I shall go and enjoy the sweet taste of victory, for it was I who stole the candy from this mountain!"

And then I'd laugh maniacally, and it'd be all cool and stuff. They'd totally be crying.
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You may go to the store in person to pick up your squatty or you may forever have it listed on your credit card account.
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I worry about you all.

You ain't right in the head.

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Posted 11/21/15

BlueOni wrote:


thekevin4 wrote:

Still a great success.


Indeed! And now I have claimed all the candy for myself. So when the children go to Candy Mountain after an awesome adventure it will not be chocolate bars and minty ice cream that greets them, but a barren rock that was once covered in these things! And I shall appear before them atop the apex and declare "Foolish fools! You believed that candy mountain would be your reward, but your reward is only the bitter taste of defeat! Now I shall go and enjoy the sweet taste of victory, for it was I who stole the candy from this mountain!"

And then I'd laugh maniacally, and it'd be all cool and stuff. They'd totally be crying.


Your brilliantly evil ways.... they please me.
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You know, my friend showed me this video on the bus a while ago without turning the volume down while we were near the front. And now every time I think of this, I'm reminded of the bus driver turning around and yelling, "Ya'll need Jesus!" when it ended. In other words, I hate you, thekevin4.
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will not ever use this....ill just shit how i have done for the last 18 years of my life
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Posted 11/21/15 , edited 11/22/15

xxdarksiderxx99 wrote:

You know, my friend showed me this video on the bus a while ago without turning the volume down while we were near the front. And now every time I think of this, I'm reminded of the bus driver turning around and yelling, "Ya'll need Jesus!" when it ended. In other words, I hate you, thekevin4.


Good... good....

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Posted 11/21/15 , edited 11/21/15
I showed this to some people and now a family member is interested in buying it due to constipation problems, no joke or troll.

Posted 11/21/15
Fabulous.

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Why, thank you. I was having such trouble pooping but now I can poop right!
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