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In My Quest To Become Japanese, Which Of These Choices Are The Best?
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Posted 11/22/15 , edited 11/22/15
marry a body pillow like that one korean dude

pls dont marry my ryuko tho
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try alchemy
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18 / F / Hell
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I think impaling yourself is a good start
Posted 11/22/15

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I think impaling yourself is a good start


Well aren't you sadistic. Be my imouto?
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Become a porn star and go to japan and marry.
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18 / F / Hell
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PeripheralVisionary wrote:


Pean-p wrote:

I think impaling yourself is a good start


Well aren't you sadistic. Be my imouto?



That was disgusting. I'm in but, first ,you gotta die.
There must be a blood sacrifice .
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29 / M / B.C, Canada
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How do I become Japanese? I desperately want to be Japanese, and I think I have found a couple of ways to do so.

1. Drain my blood, than replace it with Japanese Blood, then get plastic surgery to alter my features to be a pretty Japanese Bishonen.

2. Get a time machine, go back in time, kidnap my pregnant mother, and force her to give birth in Japan, thus qualifying me for Japan Citizenship.

3. Get my brain placed into a Japanese body.


So, which of these three choices are more likely to succeed?


Mate all it takes to become Japanese, well legally speaking is marrying somebody with full Japanese citizenship. Play the married couple game awhile then you'll get your papers and you can then dump the spouse if you so should choose.
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Pean-p wrote:

I think impaling yourself is a good start


If you are his imouto, you should be the one to impale him.

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Probably #1. It's the most practical way.

But #2 would make you the most Japanese. So I recommend that one.
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30 / M / UK
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They all seem pretty legit.
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27 / F / The state of Wash...
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PeripheralVisionary wrote:

How do I become Japanese? I desperately want to be Japanese, and I think I have found a couple of ways to do so.

1. Drain my blood, than replace it with Japanese Blood, then get plastic surgery to alter my features to be a pretty Japanese Bishonen.

2. Get a time machine, go back in time, kidnap my pregnant mother, and force her to give birth in Japan, thus qualifying me for Japan Citizenship.

3. Get my brain placed into a Japanese body.


So, which of these three choices are more likely to succeed?


just be satisfied with who and what you are.
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24 / M / Scotland
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2. seems most likley.

3 doesn't make you japanese and 1 will kill you before making you Japanese - probably stopping you from becoming Japanese. I'd help but I have my own quest which I'm sure is just as difficult and it's probably best you find your own time machine rather than helping me on my quest, me introducing you to sombody who will send you back in time, then leaving you do do that. Chances are that she may even decide not to help you or just send you wherever she wants because it'd be funny.
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34 / F / In a van down by...
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Embrace your own damn culture!

Japan does not want you just because you like anime.
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4. Seppuku like a true samurai
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all of these are equally good, i could suggest letting naraku devour your body, he may be a demon but he's a japanese demon
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