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In My Quest To Become Japanese, Which Of These Choices Are The Best?
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Depends on what you mean by "become Japanese"

If you mean live in Japan, then going back in time to force your pregnant mother to live in Japan would be the best and safest method.

If you mean actually become a Japanese person as in by race, then the brain-swapping thing would be the best bet, technically both would have an extremely low chance of working/would kill you, but that said, which one would be most likely to work, given draining blood would result in permanent harm to your body, as apposed to swapping the brain which would (perhaps in the extremely long distant future when technology like this actually exists) be less likely to kill you given if it succeeds, then the new body of your's is not permanently injured from loss of blood.
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Posted 11/23/15 , edited 11/23/15
Move to Japan, and naturalize. Everything else you've mention will slowly happen in your sleep, once there.
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Posted 11/28/15
all three! then you'd really be like your japanese
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Posted 11/28/15 , edited 11/28/15
Easy four step process: Its worked for millions of Weeboo's and it will surely work for you!!!!
1.Get on a train and get groped by men in business suits
2. Get Bukkaked by random guys
3.Get Tentacle raped
4.Let your sempai(who is president of the school council who you have also known since childhood) fuck you right in the ass.
Congrats, you are now a Japanese schoolgirl.

Other options include not being a culture vulture and appropriating someone elses shit.
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op nuked. Locked.
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