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Magical-Soul wrote:


niceguyisme wrote:

Can't believe no one has said their boyfriend or girlfriend. Poor world :(


Maybe we like our boyfriends and girlfriends? Which is why we wouldn't want to consume them.


Even more reason to eat them. If you ate them they would become apart of you and you would be together forever. It's actually pretty romantic if you think about it.
Posted 11/24/15

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niceguyisme wrote:

Can't believe no one has said their boyfriend or girlfriend. Poor world :(


Maybe we like our boyfriends and girlfriends? Which is why we wouldn't want to consume them.


Maybe they mean sexually eat them.
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PeripheralVisionary wrote:


Magical-Soul wrote:


niceguyisme wrote:

Can't believe no one has said their boyfriend or girlfriend. Poor world :(


Maybe we like our boyfriends and girlfriends? Which is why we wouldn't want to consume them.


Maybe they mean sexually eat them.


I don't wait till thanksgiving to do that.
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Posted 11/24/15 , edited 11/24/15

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HuastecoOtaku wrote:



More kawaii than you


I choose HuastecoOtaku. Sorry Karen. You are not kawaii....yet.


Victory is mine!

Posted 11/24/15

Magical-Soul wrote:


PeripheralVisionary wrote:


Magical-Soul wrote:


niceguyisme wrote:

Can't believe no one has said their boyfriend or girlfriend. Poor world :(


Maybe we like our boyfriends and girlfriends? Which is why we wouldn't want to consume them.


Maybe they mean sexually eat them.


I don't wait till thanksgiving to do that.


Wow, that's....arousing.
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I love these comics so much. But definitely Miley Cyrus. She has that turkey/chicken butt.

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lukedollo wrote:

I love eating a woman. It's delicous.
Some disagree with this statement however it is important you find a clean one.

After all, they are so soft...


Lmfao
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PeripheralVisionary wrote:


Wow, that's....arousing.


What kind of useless broad uses blowjobs as a present? Those are like, everyday things.
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I think I will still with Turkey. Sounds safer.
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PhantomGundam wrote:

I'll just stick to the cheap stuff like the flesh of Crunchyroll users. I'll use your tears as part of the sauce. Then for dessert I'll eat your souls.


Could you send me a recipe for those foods? Literal soul food sounds rather delectable.


Roast the flesh for 30 minutes at 350 degrees Fahrenheit.

For the sauce:

- Get a pot filled with unicorn feces.
- Pour 1 cup of tears from your victims.
- Mash tomatoes and garlic until they're all gooey and put them in the pot.
- Stir the pot over a stove at 300 degrees until the sauce has the same thickness of honey.

As for the souls, I just eat them raw.

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Posted 11/24/15 , edited 11/24/15
Im eating this.

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PhantomGundam wrote:

Roast the flesh for 30 minutes at 350 degrees Fahrenheit.

For the sauce:

- Get a pot filled with unicorn feces.
- Pour 1 cup of tears from your victims.
- Mash tomatoes and garlic until they're all gooey and put them in the pot.
- Stir the pot over a stove at 300 degrees until the sauce has the same thickness of honey.

As for the souls, I just eat them raw.



Would it be alright to add the blood of orphans into the pot? It sweetens most sauces up just right in my experience, but I've never used it with this specific kind.

Thanks.
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GrandmasterCoolio wrote:


PhantomGundam wrote:

Roast the flesh for 30 minutes at 350 degrees Fahrenheit.

For the sauce:

- Get a pot filled with unicorn feces.
- Pour 1 cup of tears from your victims.
- Mash tomatoes and garlic until they're all gooey and put them in the pot.
- Stir the pot over a stove at 300 degrees until the sauce has the same thickness of honey.

As for the souls, I just eat them raw.



Would it be alright to add the blood of orphans into the pot? It sweetens most sauces up just right in my experience, but I've never used it with this specific kind.

Thanks.


I think it should work. The heated unicorn feces will purify anything that could be harmful to you, so I think adding blood would be fine. Just make sure the blood doesn't outweigh the tears or it'll through the other ingredients out of balance and make the sauce too sweet. The roasted flesh of Crunchyroll users doesn't need much to taste sweeter. You can tell a lot of people here already have too much sugar in them.
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