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What's the dumbest way that you've hurt yourself?
Posted 11/24/15 , edited 11/24/15
For me it was burning myself. I was heating up some chicken nuggets in the oven. I noticed one fell of the tray, and like a dumbass I went to go pick it up. I ended up burning my forearm a little and now have a scar.

When I think about this, I can't help laughing. It was one chicken nugget and yet I wanted it. I mean come on! Who the hell gets burned trying to pick up a chicken nugget! hahaha

EDIT: I just remembered another dumb thing I've done. When I was like 10 or so, my friends were spinning me fast on one of those rolling chairs. They got me going too fast and I flew out of the chair and smacked right into the nearest wall.

So have any of you done anything dumb to hurt yourself?
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Posted 11/24/15 , edited 11/24/15
I was angry and kicked a closet with my bare foot...couldn't walk for 3 days
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Posted 11/24/15
Urm, I cant remember well, i've probably done something dumber but the one I remember most was tripping and "face-butting" a door, I ended up with a black eye to...
Posted 11/24/15 , edited 11/24/15
Yes. believe it or not one morning I just snapped. I picked up a little elephant waterfall statue and smashed it in my forehead.
Yes as thought I did crack my head open & have a scar to remember it by. hahah BUT i didnt harm myself as much as everyone thought.

Never Again! .


Oh and for another time.. the room was pitch black, i sneezed and well when i sneeze i tend to lean forward and there was a fan right in front of me and BAM black eye loll
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Posted 11/24/15 , edited 11/24/15
I stepped on an egg and cut my foot. Its not very nice
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Posted 11/24/15
Wow. Quite the topic to post! Nice man. HUAHAUHAUHAUHAU A flood topic nonethelesss. So let's start madness:

a - By driving a bycicle (no motor) on a cliff.

b - By touching a eletric fence when I was a Kid to descend a cliff.

c - To go on a pond and just hit my chin.

d - To cut my finger cutting carrots.


And may other ways to be veru not dextrous person. HUAHAHUAHu Is there any word more accurate than clumsy than it? Hahaaha
Posted 11/24/15 , edited 11/24/15
Playing catch with scissors
Falling down by rocking on a non-rocking chair
Bumping into a clear glass door
Tripped over my own foot and sprained my ankle the day before I went on vacation. I had to be in a wheelchair and crutches the whole time was I there

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Posted 11/24/15
tripping, stubbing toe, papercuts, all could have been avoided but weren't.

and any time I ever tried something at home that I was told to not try at home.
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Posted 11/24/15


I used this before to make someone else look stupid. But I've legit done this before.
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Posted 11/24/15
This happened in my early teens. I was eating, and my friend came to the door. I went down to let him in, bringing my fork with me, and used the fork, braced between my thumb and forefinger, to close the door. When it hit the door frame, the door stopped moving. The fork also stopped moving. My hand did not stop moving as quickly. I didn't notice immediately, but when I looked down to my hand after ascending the stairs, I saw a large gash down my thumb, where the smooth bottom of the fork's head had cut into it upon the door closing.

The moral, I guess, is not to use silverware to close heavy doors.
Posted 11/24/15 , edited 11/24/15

Magical-Soul wrote:



I used this before to make someone else look stupid. But I've legit done this before.


Hahaha that's too funny.
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Magical-Soul wrote:



I used this before to make someone else look stupid. But I've legit done this before.


Happened to me some months ago...
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Posted 11/24/15
I hurt myself just walking around my house. I cant count the number of times I've accidentally thrown and elbow or shoulder into a wall or door. There was also this one time I stepped on a shark tooth neckless and cut the shit outta my foot.
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Posted 11/24/15

Magical-Soul wrote:



I used this before to make someone else look stupid. But I've legit done this before.


................................I've done that a couple of times. Ugh, it hurts just thinking about it.
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Posted 11/24/15 , edited 11/24/15
The day before my Sophomore year started, I was playing tug of war with my big sis, with my giant stuffed tiger. She let go abruptly, and I fell down upon my thumb. I sat for three hours, with my thumb in a bowl of ice. I burst many blood vessels in the thumb, could hardly write or hold a pencil for several days, and my thumb was entirely black and blue for a week.

Similarly, that same year, I played tug of war with a plastic piece from blinds. It snapped and sliced my right knee. My sis and I taped toilet paper to my knee. I should've gotten stitches, but I kept the "oopsie" a secret.

The thumb-thing was also a secret.
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