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What's the dumbest way that you've hurt yourself?
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Back when I still didn't know martial arts, I saw a youtube video of a man who punched through a brick wall, given back then I was only 4 and believed everything I saw, real or not, I tried punching a brick wall as hard as I can in hopes I'd bring down a 4-story building with just a single punch, which failed miserably, I broke 8 bones in my hand, good thing people ages 5 and under seem to be made of rubber I somehow healed completely in only 3 years.
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That was my first concussion and I swear to this day that it left a flat dent in my head (this was before I started growth spurts/ 6 years old) It was extremely painful but I was more embarrassed than anything; had to wear a bandage across my nose all summer.
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When I am deep in thought I tap whatever I have in my hand against my forehead/leg. I had a new parrying dagger I had bought in my hand when I was posed with a good question. Lots of blood was spilled that day.
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lol I was trying to add more staples to the stapler. I opened it and somehow managed to stable my middle finger. xD I was 9 years old hahahaha
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^This hurts a LOT!
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15 / F / Murica
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I have a burn scar on my hand because I dropped a hair straightener.
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Stood in the way of a massive piece of wood that was rolling down the hill thinking I could take it.
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My G-ma was cooking something in the kitchen and I was talking to her (think I was around 8 years old). I wanted to hop up on the counter and sit there to watch her cook so I turned my back to the counter and placed my hands on it to hoist myself up. Ended up placing my left hand directly on the burner for the stove and charred the entire surface of my hand black. Burned like a mofo and I started to freak out. Then my G-ma wrapped my hand up in gauze and I forgot about it.

We removed the gauze several hours later and to my amazement my hand was completely fine. This lead me to believe I had BA healing abilities which I tested many times throughout my childhood.... learned I in fact do not have BA healing powers.
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I was playing tennis with my brother one day at the park and then as we were playing, he hit the ball softly so it landed close to the net. Since I didn't wanna lose and keep the game going, I ran up to the ball, hit it, and whacked my hand against one of the poles that holds up the net. Right after that happened, I fell down screaming "I THINK ITS BROKEN!!!! T^T" Turns out, I had fractured my thumb and had to wear a cast ^_^' The things we do to not lose these days, I swear *sigh*
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I stood in front of the drawer which was a little shorter than my height. I had to sneeze and I always sneeze dramatically at home. So when I sneezed, I accidently banged my forehead on the drawer. Good times.
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Ah I see. I would hate feeling like I have a flat dent in my head. I can imagine the embarrassment. Poor you.
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When I was like 10. I had heelees. And I went down a hill with them. I made it to the bottom the first time. but the second time I wasn't lucky. A rock got caught in the wheels and I tripped and broke my arm. The price you have to pay for swag.... Gg.
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I was warming up meatloaf in the microwave and when it was done I decided to grab it with one hand. It was so hot I ended up spilling it all over myself and the floor. The meatloaf that landed on my wrist premaritally left scars. I know have three burn marks from meatloaf.
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I touched a hot coal inside the fireplace once and my arm got burned by a kettle, too. I have stripes to prove it. Also stepped on something sharp that cut into the bottom of my foot while playing inside the river.
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I burned my forearm when I was taking pizza out of the oven. That's actually the worst injury I have ever gotten in my life.
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