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What's the dumbest way that you've hurt yourself?
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I have three stories, all equally stupid.

First, in fifth grade I was running full sprint with a shopping cart in a parking lot. You know that super amazing feeling you get from riding on a shopping cart? What really happened was, it and I did a back flip. I don't know know what part of the landing caused me to break my foot. I also happened to land behind a car that was pulling out. So I hightailed it out that spot in a lot of pain.

Second, 6th grade, another parking lot. You know part of a minivan body frame between the front passenger door and the sliding door? Trying to pull my chubby self out of the front seat, I left my hand on that part slightly to long. My sister slams the sliding door closed, it latches, and i only know something is wrong after I try walking away.

Third. Nothing really happened but it could have been worse. I tried light a propane stove. Turned on the gas, realized i didn't have the lighter, left to get lighter, came back and made nice little explosion.
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When I was in 5th or 6th grade, I was tossing a pencil in class because I finished my assignment and I was bored. During one fateful toss the pencil came straight down with it's pointed end and impaled my wrist! I had to go to the nurse so she could pull the pencil out. Fortunately, it missed the major blood vessel in my wrist. That said, after all these years I still have a mark on my wrist where the pencil landed.
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Decided that it would be a good idea to ride down a hill with a 40-degree slope, on a brake-less scooter, wearing no protective gear whatsoever. Needless to say, I spent a week in a wheelchair.

Those were the days.
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picked up the soldering iron by the wrong end. carne asada anyone....
burned my self with an arc welder...
almost lost a finger with a grinder and a cutting wheel...
sliced open my finger on glass... many many times before i learned how to pick up big ass sharp glass sheets....
set my car on fire... three times in a row. i was fine. car, eh not so much.
elecrocuted my self repairing house wiring....
elecrocuted myself repairing a running car engine...
elecrocuted myself disassemblying a camera flash...
elecrocuted myself pulled out a 240V welder plug...
cut my self with a hand saw...
stepped on a nail as a kid... couldnt pull it out.
blew up myself lighting a gas oven...3 times.
set my hand on fire messing with lighter fluid and a candle...
toasted off my eyebrows messing with a potato cannon...
toasted off my eyebrows trying the exploding flour trick... with two other friends.
got ran over, by my own truck...
drove said truck into the house...then my parents hurt me.
crashed an RC airplane...into myself.
almost killed myself by OD'ing on caffeine...
drank distilled vinager straight... couldnt stop coughing.
almost killed my self by peeing in to a toilet full of bleach...
stabbed my intestine with accupuncture needles..... twice. still have the bruise two years later.

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Posted 11/24/15

Criandra wrote:

Dumbest way I hurt myself? Being friends with the wrong people.

Lyfe advyce wyth cryandra, kyds.


Deep life advice right here
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Posted 11/24/15
I burnt my foot with a straighter

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Posted 11/24/15

LadyPsychic wrote:

When I was in 5th or 6th grade, I was tossing a pencil in class because I finished my assignment and I was bored. During one fateful toss the pencil came straight down with it's pointed end and impaled my wrist! I had to go to the nurse so she could pull the pencil out. Fortunately, it missed the major blood vessel in my wrist. That said, after all these years I still have a mark on my wrist where the pencil landed.


Something similar happened to me, I had a sharp pencil in my hand and we had to sit on the floor to take notes and some kid pushed my arm and it got stuck in my finger and I have a stain from the lead in my middle finger on my right hand
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Posted 11/24/15
Jumped off of a moving ute. There was blood everywhere.
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Posted 11/24/15
I once cut a gash into my wrist i think by feeling around the underside of a table at a burger place.
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I literally walked into the edge of an office cubicle partition and chipped off about a quarter of my front tooth. (Praise be to dentists! You couldn't tell that had happened by looking at me now.)
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I was walking up the front garden path when suddenly our pet dog cut across my path, running. I tripped over her and went flying. I put my hands out to try to stop my fall. I ended up cutting the palm of my hand on the paving stones. I had a little scar for many years after that. More recently I was coming home and tripped on my own baggy trousers leg. I got up a bit embarrassed and went on my way. I wasn't to know that sometimes the aftermath will show up later. I sprained my foot and within two days I couldn't walk or even sleep with covers over the injured foot because of the pain. When someone heard of my accent they said I should sue the local council who are in charge of the roads. I then had to admit that it was my own clothes that were at fault not the the pavement.
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i was in college and i fell Over over of the chairs in my main classroom (idk how since they come Up To my waist), then i tried to stop myself from Falling Over by grabbing onto the table but i grabbed a pair of scissors and cut my hand open

i still fell on the floor (n into other chairs) And i had bruises all over me
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Posted 11/25/15
i tried licking the ice cream scoop after i had used it to dip out ice cream
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Posted 11/25/15 , edited 11/25/15
I was a kid

Thought "what's this" at a car cigarette lighter

Burnt the tip of my right thumb to a crisp with the car cigarette lighter

Thankfully, due to the amazing ability of the human body to actually heal, all signs of that are gone
Posted 11/25/15
I used to do this thing, and then I stopped because of this thing.

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