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mrya21 
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Posted 11/25/15 , edited 11/25/15
There is not one among us who is free of sin, so step into confessional and let the Lord hear your heart-felt proclamations.
I, Father Musclebob Buffpants, will absolve you of your sins in the name of Our Father.
I realize it may be hard for some of you to let loose the secrets you keep hidden, so to make it you all feel more comfortable I will start.

The truth is, I purposefully click on links that I know full well are rickrolls because I genuinely enjoy the song, because I am a horrible person with terrible taste.

Now bring me your sins and the Lord, Our God shall forgive you.
(however, the Lord, Our Mods may not be so kind so be careful).
Posted 11/25/15
Am i still on site for anime or did church just take over?

Lord i dont believen you but i dont believe i have a sin! ^^ have a nice day
Posted 11/25/15 , edited 11/25/15


This is gold
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what you think you're a dirty priest or sumthin'?
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Posted 11/25/15
I feel like I would end up cheating if another girl realized a certain fetish of mine and tells me exactly what she's gonna do to me.
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lol wtf
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Nahh im good
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I don't want to spend thanksgiving with my family.

Or with anyone for that matter.

I just want to take some bong rips and watch Hulu
mrya21 
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nanikore2 wrote:

what you think you're a dirty priest or sumthin'?


Dirty? Oh dear, you are gravely mistaken, my child. There are many more ways to sin than what you call, 'dirty'. It seems you need to review the good book.
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The Lord is disgusted, but as he is forgiving, you shall be saved.


For now.
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mrya21 wrote:


nanikore2 wrote:

what you think you're a dirty priest or sumthin'?


Dirty? Oh dear, you are gravely mistaken, my child. There are many more ways to sin than what you call, 'dirty'. It seems you need to review the good book.


......and those ways somehow makes your dirty not dirty?
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Posted 11/25/15
I was hoping for something interesting. Like dotsforlife sleeping with Lorreen for free Crunchyroll memberships or something.

Something entertaining, this crud is boring.
mrya21 
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Posted 11/25/15

Magical-Soul wrote:

I was hoping for something interesting. Like dotsforlife sleeping with Lorreen for free Crunchyroll memberships or something.

Something entertaining, this crud is boring.


perhaps you would like to contribute something "interesting/entertaining"
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Posted 11/25/15

nanikore2 wrote:


mrya21 wrote:


nanikore2 wrote:

what you think you're a dirty priest or sumthin'?


Dirty? Oh dear, you are gravely mistaken, my child. There are many more ways to sin than what you call, 'dirty'. It seems you need to review the good book.


......and those ways somehow makes your dirty not dirty?


I am simply the listening ear, the middle man you might say, the filth of others will not be transferred onto myself
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Posted 11/25/15 , edited 11/25/15
I actually went to confession today.
It went well
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