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Posted 12/2/15
Well... I'm built like a soccer player. So I'm going to just leave it at that.
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Posted 12/2/15

PeripheralVisionary wrote:

"...like the earth's tectonic plates"

"My butt is so firm that you could break your hand spanking this."


We are also going to need proof on that mate...Hmm we need a test subject lads and lasses.
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Posted 12/2/15

I too have an unskilled butt.
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Mine are soft and massive... My fat goes to my bum basically..
Posted 12/2/15

ILuvCats11 wrote:

Mine are soft and massive... My fat goes to my bum basically..


Gross.
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Posted 12/2/15
My buttcheeks are like the Russian Police....stern, stern but fair.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbDubBY6D2E
Posted 12/2/15
Make that ass clap
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Posted 12/2/15

Drkhao wrote:

You could shatter steel beams on mine.


HOT ASS CANT MELT STEEL BEAMS!!! the universe is a hologram everything you know is a lie BUY GOLD!!! *eats own tinfoil hat*
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Posted 12/2/15
I've had a guy accidentally slap it when I was grabbing eggs from the bottom shelf.
I'm a man.
Posted 12/2/15
alrighty then
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Posted 12/2/15
The same consistency of the boobs in Dead Or Alive.
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Posted 12/2/15
Maybe you should touch them and find out for yourself.

(Yeah...I love coming up with stupid responses for equally stupid threads)
Posted 12/2/15 , edited 12/2/15
anyone got some weight loss tips? i'm getting too fat man

rick ross aint got shit on me
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20 / M / Ponce, P.R.
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Posted 12/2/15

Why was this my first thought when i saw this thread?
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27 / F / Canada
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Posted 12/2/15
Is this necessary information for my everyday life?

Uh *poke poke* semi firm? I'm not in any perfect shape [unless you count round lol] but I do work out at the gym, walk everywhere and do yoga. I'm flabby but toned flab
[If that makes any sense lol] my butt is nice, semi-firm and round. My real problem is my love handles. If I didn't have those I'm sure my butt would be perfect. [I can't believe I joined in on this topic]
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