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What is the most embarrassing thing someone caught you doing?
Posted 12/11/15
Beating my meat
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Posted 12/11/15 , edited 12/11/15

Magical-Soul wrote:

You can't even imagine it? *Rubs your head* I think your brain might be malfunctioning!

Anywho, yeah, it's called fapping for girls as well, that's what all girls on Sankaku and my many hentai sites use, no different than men. Sometimes they use "finger bang" but that normally means that another girl is fingering you.


More like I really don't want to. Oh God.

And hey, look at that. The more yah know.



Posted 12/11/15
One time I stuck my penis into what I THOUGHT was a corpse, turns out my brother was just sleeping... he rolled over & was like "awkwaaaard"
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Posted 12/11/15
omg, that's terrifying lol.
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Posted 12/11/15
I tried to masturbate after learning about it from friends, me being young and all....My sister caught me & she told my mom, she didn't need to worry about me getting a girl pregnant, since I could just do it myself.....Kill me now lol.
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Posted 12/12/15 , edited 12/12/15
My college roomie slept over at my house unannounced. She stayed with me for the night since she was passing through my city and didn't want to drive all the way back home. She got to my place really late, so everyone else was asleep.

My family only knows I have a single sized bed in my room and my room is cluttered.

Anyway, we slept together in my bed since it was a cold night and there wasn't much of an alternative even if it wasn't a cold night. We shared a bed on a few occasions before, during our 5 years of living together, so we were both used to it. In the morning, I came out of my room in boxers and a t-shirt and she came out in a tank top and boy shorts. We headed to the bathroom to brush our teeth and wash our faces. I was also helping her take care of some laundry she brought with her.

My grandma and aunt just happened to be down the hall and saw us there like that. They had the most piercing stares ever, boring into my soul. The alarming thing was that they said absolutely nothing, which is extremely weird since they always nag endlessly about everything. Aside from asking me what time she arrived after she was gone, they never spoke to me about it again.
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Posted 12/12/15
I've never been "caught." I tend to catch people. Like my mother, while drunk, at 3 am watching porn on the family computer.

The other one has a little backstory.
I was the second in command in a rather massive alliance of 200+ people. We were having an officer's meeting via google hangouts. One of our lower officers had been showing weapon designs for the upcoming raid using the screen share feature. Fast Forward 5 minutes, we've changed topics, he's zoned out, but still has screen share enabled. All of a sudden, the other nine of us, which included an elderly man and woman get to see him click on porn links. It took him way longer than it should have to figure out that regardless of our ages, NO ONE wanted to see him watching smut during the meeting.
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Posted 12/12/15 , edited 12/12/15



If my mother found my stash I'd probably be disowned or sent to a mental hospital.






So would I if she found what else I've got on there. Luckily she just found the yaoi XD
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Posted 12/12/15
.... I got nothing .... Lol
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Posted 12/13/15

Magical-Soul wrote:


Timmn wrote:


Magical-Soul wrote:

While at the beach in St. Thomas this year, I had a really friendly guy shake me roughly enough to make me bounce out of my top.


Did you ever stop to consider that maybe that's what he was trying to do?


I didn't think guys shook girls to force wardrobe malfunctions. I thought they just grabbed free feels and did stuff like hug you from behind to get their junk to press up against your backside.

That's typically how I've been handled up until that point.


You underestimate male ingenuity.
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Posted 4/2/16
Police officer pulled up behind my car when I was fooling around with this girl in the backseat.

I remember his words clear as day too.

"Besides doing the obvious, you couldn't have picked a better spot to park!?"
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Posted 5/26/16 , edited 5/26/16
Honestly farting out in public. No one knew it was me though sooo
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Posted 5/26/16
"hanging out" with an ex in my car at a park after hours, and having to call the cops to open the gate because we got locked in, I think the officer knew what we were doing there...
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Posted 5/27/16
Closed because OP nuked.
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