Rip Van Winkle: ISIS Edition
Posted 12/8/15
You're an american soldier stationed in Europe. You have just been in an accident, and you have slipped into a coma. Months pass, and you awaken in a hospital in Paris, France to find much has happened while you were unconscious . Apparently after Trump became president, there was a war, over oil, the rest of the world was swept up in it....

Everyone you knew in your previous existence is dead or missing. Anime is forbidden, and you are now paralyzed from the waist, confined and kept under suicide watch indefinitely. You pray for death, but the end doesn't come. Hours become days, days bcome weeks, then months, and then years pass. You long for the days you can snuggle with your waifu cushion.

Suddenly, the rebels attack the hospital and there is chaos. You sieze the chance to escape by saying something strange in japanese that causes a brief moment of confusion in the fighter guarding you, and you smack one with your bedpan and crawl anxiously towards the sounds of mayhem, and freedom...

What happens next?






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Posted 12/8/15
It would never get that far..if it's one thing I learned the hard way you can't stop someone from committing suicide if they desire to hard enough. They will always find a way,always without fail.

In the spirit of the question though..


I run into an rebel patrol that recognizes the fact I am former military and guns my sorry and crippled ass where I lay on the hallway floor.
Posted 12/8/15
What the fuck did I just read?
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Posted 12/8/15

Here we go...
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Posted 12/8/15
Find my waifu pillow then go kill as many people as possible, of course!
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Posted 12/8/15
I would take a big poop
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Posted 12/8/15
Ahh, you are one of those people who think the wars in the middle east are about oil... abandon thread
Posted 12/8/15
Try to find a way back to America.

And then, live happily ever after.
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Posted 12/8/15 , edited 12/8/15
Well I would crawl out of the hospital and escape the Giant Flaming Whale to go to Afghanistan and start a PMC military base.

Anyway Trump would probably be the shittiest Metal Gear villian.
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Posted 12/8/15
I'd make popcorn and watch the chaos unfold
Posted 12/8/15
I wake up in front of my TV, realizing it was just a nightmare, and turn off Fox News, a channel I have no idea how got on in the first place.
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Posted 12/8/15
some how i thought an ISIS version of this:

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Posted 12/14/15
op nuked. locked.
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