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Your girlfriend is a toaster! What do you do?
Posted 12/9/15
Posted 12/9/15 , edited 12/9/15
Guess my manhood is toasted.

*Sticks it in there.

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24 / M / Texas
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Posted 12/9/15
*gasp* Noooo my girlfriend turned into a toaster!!! .... Oh well *makes toast*
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Posted 12/9/15 , edited 12/9/15
She's a brave little toaster. Maybe I'll introduce her to:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRq_SAuQDec
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Posted 12/9/15
Well I suppose the colonies did get their change either way.
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Posted 12/9/15 , edited 12/9/15
I unplug my girlfriend and get arrested for double homocide. Because my toaster was pregnant.
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Posted 12/9/15

lorreen wrote:

She's a brave little toaster. Maybe I'll introduce her to:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRq_SAuQDec


That toaster doesn't believe in robot heaven. What if she's Catholic?
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20 / M / USA
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Posted 12/9/15
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25 / M / Scotland
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Posted 12/10/15 , edited 12/10/15
I'd try to turn her back.
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"It may take a while, but my whole loaf is going into you."


Yes, I have been drinking. Old Rasputin Imperial Stout.
Posted 12/10/15
We'll makes lots of toast together
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101 / M / Boulevard of Brok...
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Posted 12/11/15
I'd take a bath with her... That way we'll be together forever...
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30 / M / B.C, Canada
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Posted 12/11/15

vessel wrote:

I'd take a bath with her... That way we'll be together forever...


Damn this got dark real fast.
Posted 12/11/15 , edited 12/11/15
1'd hope i got it on tape.

take out the 3d printr, build a new one. jk.
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Posted 12/11/15
Check for spider- Wait, was that not an option?
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