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What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard anyone say?
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A coworker told me that Obama introduced the Electoral College so he could win the 2012 election. :v
I've also heard people say that Obama is an undercover Muslim who is planning a mass persecution of Christians.
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My dad told me that if I turn my webcam on the chinese government will be watching me. That's pretty damn stupid.

Also, all these anti-feminists say stupid things. "You told me it's wrong to rape someone! That means you are accusing me of being a rapist and I am NOT a rapist! So to prove a point I'm gonna now go and rape someone because no vagina is gonna tell me what to do!" Yeah... makes perfect sense.
Posted 12/9/15
If you check religion/immigration threads you will see the stupid things.
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I'd have to get back with you on that one. o.o, quite a long list of candidates for dumbest things ppl say.

The people that claim we're aliens, crazy cult leaders who've claimed they were Jesus reincarnated, I don't know, I lot of weird stuff.
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I heard a few people say that Obama was a good president.

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Posted 12/9/15

eclair-lumiere wrote:

My dad told me that if I turn my webcam on the chinese government will be watching me. That's pretty damn stupid.

Also, all these anti-feminists say stupid things. "You told me it's wrong to rape someone! That means you are accusing me of being a rapist and I am NOT a rapist! So to prove a point I'm gonna now go and rape someone because no vagina is gonna tell me what to do!" Yeah... makes perfect sense.


It was probably a white lie he didn't mean seriously. If he did, I wouldn't be surprised. The Chinese Government might stumble upon some guys computer in their quest for secrets, if not lewd perverts looking to blackmail people. I've seen cases of it. Webcams are good and all, but be careful.

OT: This poster.

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"When are you going to get married?"

That was pretty funny.
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lol who reported this post?

One dumb thing I heard recently:

(Basically, we have two accounts, a checking and a savings with the one bank. Both are able to be accessed by both my aunt and me. The checking account is "my" account and the savings is the one my aunt deposits money it. My school gave me a refund in the savings account, so I transferred it to the checking account to pay back the loan.)

Aunt: "I need to talk to you! Why did you transfer money out of my account!"
Me: "....to pay the school loans..."
Aunt: "How could you? It's my money!"
Me: "I told you the school gave a refund, so I transferred the refund so that I could put it toward the loan. Is that not a sensible thing to do?"
Aunt: "You're not supposed to take money from my account, you're supposed to sweat to pay off the loan yourself."
Me: "I'm the one who took out the loan, so it's my refund and my debt. You're hysterical and it sounds like you think I'm stealing from you or something. Besides, the accounts are joint accounts. I wouldn't have access otherwise, and I didn't use more money toward the loan than the refund gave me."
Aunt: "I can't believe you're doing this. Don't you realize this will mess up all the taxes? Didn't I tell you I'd give you some money at the end of the year?"
Me: "Would you rather that I sit on the interest for a few more months? If there are tax issues, maybe I f***ed up. Just tell me and I won't do it again. You don't have to cry and accuse me of stealing your money. I don't magically know crap unless I'm taught about it."
Aunt: "I see all those expenses on your statement, spending so lavishly. You can't do that."
Me: "I DON'T, those amounts are several weeks apart. They're credit card payments. I haven't been doing anything except working and saving the last few months. Do you see me with any new stuff?"
Aunt: "Well, I want you to stop using your credit card so that the things you buy will show up on this checking statement. We have to monitor your expenses."
Me: "Why would I not take this time to build up my credit? I pay all my bills on time and I repay the credit card right away whenever I use it..."
Aunt: "I need to keep an eye on your expenses so I want you do stop using the credit card and just use the debit for this account."
Me: "Why? All I've literally been doing is buying gas and food and paying my bills for the last four months. You make it sound like I'm spending on luxury items every day with your money."
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So many. I can't really decide.

1. Obama is secretly a muslim that wasn't born in America.
2. You find love by projecting someone you're not.
3. It's not that big of a deal (Distributor of child pornography I had to deal with)
4. No woman would ever choose men over family.
5. Women are born retarded.
6. All men are rapists.
7. Drunk sex is rape.
8. Women hurt men by working.
9. Women are animals pretending to be thinking human beings.
10. We should hang out some time. (Woman I hate and want to hit with a shovel. Repeatedly.)
11. Trump will save us.
12. Microaggressions in our society are a big problem.
13. You must deal with a lot of sexism in STEM.
14. Muslims want to kill as many Americans as they can (literally said 10 seconds ago. Kill me.)


Posted 12/9/15 , edited 12/9/15
forums.catholic.com/showthread.php?t=428908‎


www.firstthings.com/article/1997/.../002-the-myth-of-soulless-women‎

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synod_of_Mâcon‎

islam.stackexchange.com/.../do-women-have-soul-according-to-islam-or-its-various-sects‎

www.churchinhistory.org/pages/booklets/women-souls-1.htm‎

www.survivalistboards.com/showthread.php?t=146392‎

home.earthlink.net/~mysticalrose/object.html‎

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I DO
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PrinceJudar wrote:

So many. I can't really decide.

1. Obama is secretly a muslim that wasn't born in America.
2. You find love by projecting someone you're not.
3. It's not that big of a deal (Distributor of child pornography I had to deal with)
4. No woman would ever choose men over family.
5. Women are born retarded.
6. All men are rapists.
7. Drunk sex is rape.
8. Women hurt men by working.

9. Women are animals pretending to be thinking human beings.
10. We should hang out some time. (Woman I hate and want to hit with a shovel. Repeatedly.)
11. Trump will save us.
12. Microaggressions in our society are a big problem.
13. You must deal with a lot of sexism in STEM.
14. Muslims want to kill as many Americans as they can (literally said 10 seconds ago. Kill me.)




Whoa. What.
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