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Posted 12/11/15
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eragon2890 wrote:

Vampires... I want to do yaoi with the ones from owari no seraph, they are so hot... I want to suck them (not blood tough ;3) but they might suck me too *_*


I like the way ya think mate.


I would never fight them, far too dangerous, but I would love to be their little slut ;3

Anyway, back on topic, I really think a vampire pandemic would not cause any substantial damage. When you think about it, these vampire myths were created in a time when civilization was less advanced. In the middle ages, we still burned people alive thinking they are witches if they did not sink. In such a time, if someone had to suck blood to survive, he/she would be killed as a monster.

These days, it is accepted that vampirism could only come about as a disease. If a pandemic were to break out where patients would need to drink blood to live but would otherwise be perfectly healthy, no-one would think about massacring them all. They´re patients. Their family and friends, and otherwise the bloodbank, would simply donate them blood so they could live. Especially since vampires never seem to have to drink one particular bloodtype, so they could feed on anyone. I´d let my friend drink some of my blood in the hospital if they die otherwise, and I think everyone would!

As a result of this, why would the vampires/patients get violent? Vampires always still have their wits with them, so they would just continue to function as normal humans, drinking some blood with lunch in the office. They might need some psych counseling to help them cope with inner feelings they are now a monster, but they surely wouldn´t become aggresive to non-vampires.

So to be honest, I feel a "vampire" plague would be almost completely harmless in the real world. In a zombie apocalypse, however, you have people dying then killing others. It is totally catastrophic and can only be caused in real life by a human-mutated version of Rabies or something similar, probably.

This is just to explain why I chose vampires, besides "they are smexy and you can actually fuck with them, which you don't do with a walking corpse usually".
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Posted 12/12/15

eragon2890 wrote:



I would never fight them, far too dangerous, but I would love to be their little slut ;3

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Now you really piquing my interest.

Anyway it's funny most of the disdain for the concept of vampirism comes from the middle ages..considering one of the first 'cures' for anaemic people was the prescribing of drinking blood. Though it was animal blood.
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Posted 12/12/15
Vampires,

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Posted 12/12/15
I had a dream today. Zombies won.
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Posted 12/12/15 , edited 12/12/15

Ranwolf wrote:


eragon2890 wrote:



I would never fight them, far too dangerous, but I would love to be their little slut ;3

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Now you really piquing my interest.

Anyway it's funny most of the disdain for the concept of vampirism comes from the middle ages..considering one of the first 'cures' for anaemic people was the prescribing of drinking blood. Though it was animal blood.


Are you a vampire? or if you just mean the slut part, yeah, well I am one and I like it I love having "fun". lots of it. It´s why I don´t, ever, want a relationship other then , very, maybe a , very , open one :P

Yeah, but the middle ages was also the time people still believed in the occult and supernatural, so the idea of monsters drinking their blood and killing them at night while being semi-immortal probably scared the hell out of them. Those people who were "cured" that way did it under the supervision of a doctor, everyone knew about it, knew them, and it had a "scientific explanation" to make it less scary.
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Posted 12/12/15
I like both equally as much—or little depending on how it's done. Voted zombies.
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Posted 12/12/15
I'd rather be a vampire. Actually, I would love to be a vampire. Live forever and stay young looking? Yes, please!
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Posted 1/11/16
vampires tend to have zombie familiars
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Posted 1/11/16
Bet you didn't know that vampires and zombies actually are two versions of a old legendary creature, known as the revenant.

A zombie is Vampire v1.0

The creatures you know as vampires are the modern version of the same myth. Vampire v2.0

Guess I always like the latest thing, so Vampire 2.0 for me, thanks. I like a zombie who has already acquired a brain.
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Posted 1/12/16
zombies. always
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