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17 / F / CT
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Posted 12/12/15
Depends on how dirty the bathroom is. If it smells and looks nasty I dont sit. If its nice and clean i sit.
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I've used some really nasty bathrooms. I do the toilet paper cover. Would be nice if public restrooms kept a bottle of disinfectant in the room, but I've never seen it.
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M / The Nightosphere
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Posted 12/12/15
If I really need to blast a dookie, I cover the seat in a thick layer of paper then sit very gingerly. Otherwise, I tend to avoid public bathrooms altogether.
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33 / M / outer wall, level...
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Posted 12/12/15
for the love of god, if your going to hover, then be nice enough to clean up the shit you missed that landed behind the damn bowl the janator has to clean up, women.
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100 / M / Boulevard of Brok...
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I put toilet paper then I do my thing. Number 1, 2, 3, etc.
Posted 12/12/15
Why would I clean up? I don't clean up. I miss on purpose, and then I pick my shit up, and smear it all over the walls for good measure. Enjoy my scent, Starbucks!
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18 / M / Across the Narrow...
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Posted 12/12/15
I drop that shit straight in like my mixta-- er, toilet paper x hover = gold nuggets.
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20 / Cold and High
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Posted 12/12/15

vessel wrote:
I put toilet paper then I do my thing. Number 1, 2, 3, etc.

wow that most go everywhere doing all those things at once, nearly like a colorfull rainbow...
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100 / M / Boulevard of Brok...
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Hell yeah man like rainbows on sunny rainy day
Posted 12/12/15
I only piss in public restrooms, so just stand.
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F / Colorado
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Posted 12/12/15
I usually clean it before I sit on it.
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40 / M / Harrisburg IL USA
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Posted 12/12/15
I clean first then sit. Hovering leads to the mess I had to clean up the other day. We still haven't figured out how she got it all over the wall.
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28 / M
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Posted 12/12/15
Germaphobes, geez.

-Take toilet paper
-Wipe seat
-Sit

23+ years of sitting and I have yet to catch anything.
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24 / M / USA
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Posted 12/12/15
Don't see the big deal. I'll normally just wipe it off real quick then sit.

I normally don't have to use any public restrooms though. Not like I go out much.

Posted 12/12/15
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20 / M / Everywhere
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Posted 12/12/15
Public restrooms.. I hardly ever use them except for one time I got if anesthesia and the doctor game me a huge bottle of prune juice. Being as "smart" as I am I drank the whole bottle and had to beg my driver to stop at a mall. I hovered. American public bathrooms= something I can't handle. Where I grew up we used to have self-covering toilet seats. It was awesome.
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