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Post Reply The reason why Scandinavians don't care
Posted 12/13/15
For a long time we've wondered "What the hell is wrong with these stupid delusional liberal leftist swine from that unimportant part of Europe that we can never seem to remember geopolitically? Can't they tell that they will soon turn into a nazi fascist communist German Italian Russian North-Korean Cuban Chinese imperial regime led by a tyrannical Muslim dictator?" and now we know why. Very scientific, empirical data, that has been statistically monitored, studied, and put into pie charts at important universities, and acknowledged by people with names that are easy to remember, and with diplomas such as "lingua porcī latīna" on their walls, show that the oddly spiced 'Brunost' that nobody but Norwegians can seem to put in their mouths without reacting like it's Ipecac is to blame.



In short, the offender is cow milk.

Scandinavians not only drink tons of this stuff, as if they were cows. (Cow milk is for cows, hellooo!) They even put it on their food. And like all things cow, to excess, Scandinavians gradually become pacified, and say "moo" to everything, as in "a moo point".



But, Scandinavians weren't always this stupid. We have to give them credit where credit is due. A clever mastermind had to be behind this, obviously, slowly degenerating their once awesome viking society, to what it is now; a place where people are under the illusion that they're "happy", "safe" and "without poverty", think they're "educated" when they're just brainwashed by the devil's ideology, jerkoffs.

At first, we thought that it was the cows themselves.

I mean... just look at them.



But then we came across this piece of evidence that clearly points to the American music industry.



And that is when we knew that the jews was involved in the moo-ification of Scandinavia, since the jews own the music industry in America, movie industry, media, heck, jews own everything.

But why, why would jews do this? THAT doesn't make sense, because jews don't have a problem with Scandinavians. Well, part from that one bearded hipster jackass in high school who wore a military jacket with medallions and ribbons on it and talked about how Palastine should be liberated, but he doesn't count!

And then we remembered just how much muslims hate jews. Muslims hate jews, so much, that they are guaranteed to be trying to frame the jews with this moo-ification plot.

And there you have it. There you have just how sinister muslims really are. And if this doesn't justify why we should ban muslims, I don't know what justifies it.


So, what do you think?
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Posted 12/13/15
Oh my god! You are so funny! What were you smoking when this idea popped in your head??
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Posted 12/13/15 , edited 12/13/15
Have you been smoking something?
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ok this made me laugh lmao
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I.. This.. Agh I have a headache now.

Was a good laugh though
Posted 12/13/15
Gave me a good laugh haha
Posted 12/13/15
What do I think? I think that this will be closed.
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Posted 12/13/15

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Posted 12/13/15
I love finding out news like this about where I come from.
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Posted 12/13/15
OP is trying to get cows killed to lower prices, so that everyday may be taco day.



GG OP GG INDEED.
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Posted 12/13/15
Valid theory! Had a great laugh, thanks.
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Posted 12/13/15
This is like a segment that would have aired on the Colbert Report. Good job.
Posted 12/13/15
When you have so little sunlight for much of the year, you tend do give less than a single fuck.
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Posted 12/13/15
Scandinavians are evil.
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Posted 12/13/15
I declare that the OP has officially and permanently revoked his or her right to eat pizza.
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