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Post Reply A wild zombie appears, what will you do?
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Posted 12/18/15
I just wonder what you would do, for me, I'd tie the zombie down, then contact authorities, because, if this is a root zombie (the first) I don't want to run, because the zombie might try and and infect others, I'd also not want to kill the zombie because when I contact authorities, they might think it was murder, if the zombie is alive and tied down to a chair or something, I would have proof I'm not a psycho. If you picked an option that is not "faint" then list a reason why you would pick that answer.
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I said faint becuase I cant handle stuff like that
Posted 12/18/15 , edited 12/18/15
Call authorities since I always have my phone with me.
And then try to trap it so it can't escape.

I hate the justice system for that reason. Why can't I kill something that's trying to kill or attack me without me ending up in jail in the end? even for something like zombies?
Posted 12/18/15 , edited 12/20/15
Can the zombie be zombina?

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Posted 12/18/15
I am the authorities.
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GrandMasterTime wrote:

I am the authorities.


Didnt they take away all your guns down there, and have laws that say you have to leap out your bedroom window if a zombie breaks into your house???



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hicksvilledave wrote:


GrandMasterTime wrote:

I am the authorities.


Didnt they take away all your guns down there, and have laws that say you have to leap out your bedroom window if a zombie breaks into your house???





Don't worry mate we've got far more deadly weapons down under. Our cars, our constant swearing, our wildlife and most importantly our cricket bats so we'll be good if it comes, I think.
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Posted 12/18/15

hicksvilledave wrote:


GrandMasterTime wrote:

I am the authorities.


Didnt they take away all your guns down there, and have laws that say you have to leap out your bedroom window if a zombie breaks into your house???





This is one of the best "NOPE" scenes in anime.

Obviously you need a shotgun for zombies. Grenades work, too but lots of collateral damage.
Posted 12/18/15
Find something to defend myself, and then.....DIE (again) ZOMBIE!!
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Posted 12/18/15

GrandMasterTime wrote:


hicksvilledave wrote:


GrandMasterTime wrote:

I am the authorities.


Didnt they take away all your guns down there, and have laws that say you have to leap out your bedroom window if a zombie breaks into your house???





Don't worry mate we've got far more deadly weapons down under. Our cars, our constant swearing, our wildlife and most importantly our cricket bats so we'll be good if it comes, I think.



I forget you keep pet crocodiles on chains in the backyard.
I wouldnt use a boomerang. Might come back with zombie blood on it turning you into the walking dead....
Ive seen road warrior. You do have some good cars to fight zombies.. lol


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Posted 12/18/15
Where is the "Mail it to Syria." option?
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Posted 12/20/15
I've seen every episode of the walking dead and am well prepared to slay a random biter
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Posted 12/20/15
break it's arms and lock it in a cupboard while I wait for police to give me the go ahead to kill any new ones.
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Posted 12/20/15
Run like hell, but try to lock it in a room. Then I'll call the cops and try my best to explain to them what I have locked in my house without sounding like a crazy person.
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Posted 12/20/15

Urboistar wrote:

Can the zombie be zombina?



Option #2 w/o contacting authorities, eh?
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