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Your friend turns out to be Donald Trump
Posted 12/19/15
I would still love you Seacactus.
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Posted 12/19/15
Why are there two of these?!
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Posted 12/19/15
You go get your other friend who is Ben Carson
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Posted 12/19/15
hot damn
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27 / M / Long Island
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Posted 12/19/15
He can still be my friend, provided I can have a small loan of $1,000,000.
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Posted 12/19/15
This sums up my position on Donald Trump within ams reach...
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Posted 12/19/15 , edited 12/19/15
Impossible. Donald Trump only has one friend and that is himself. If my friend is Donald Trump, that means I am Donald Trump and I will probably say something stupid in Public but I will give 0 shits because I am Donald Trump.
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Posted 12/19/15
First, the probability that Donald Trump and I could be friends is so low it borders on impossible, we don't travel in the same social circles, and my business has very little to do with real estate, so I can't see how we would even meet to become friends. Frankly, from what I've seen and heard, I doubt we would like each other.

When I was in school, there were two social classes, the rich kids, and the poor kids, and the two never voluntarily mixed.Trump would be in with the rich kids, and I'd be in the other group.
Posted 12/19/15

PeripheralVisionary wrote:

I would still love you Seacactus.


I will always love you too, Onii-chan.
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Posted 12/19/15
Hit him up for loan.
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It doesn't matter.
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Posted 12/19/15
Donald Trump is nobody's friend.
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Posted 12/19/15

tenchi22 wrote:

Hit him up for loan.


Just a small one million dollar loan?
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21 / F / USA
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Posted 12/19/15
Ask him if he wants to go halfsies on a pizza and if he ever becomes President to take me with him on a trip to Area 51. Whether its a testbed for stealth aircraft or UFOs, I will have a good time.
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24 / M / USA
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Posted 12/19/15
Ask him why he wants to build a wall when clearly this is the better solution to our problems:

Posted 12/19/15
"You're just doing this to show Americans how ridiculous the U.S. political system is, right?"
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