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Your friend turns out to be Donald Trump
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Posted 12/19/15
Awesome! That meant my friend was wealthy. Jack pot!!!
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26 / M / Republic of Lakotah
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Posted 12/19/15
I'd ask for a small loan of a million dollars.
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I'd question myself and what I've done
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16 / F / Texas
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Oh, that's cool. I didn't want friends anyway.
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Darthjingjing wrote:

Impossible. Donald Trump only has one friend and that is himself. If my friend is Donald Trump, that means I am Donald Trump and I will probably say something stupid in Public but I will give 0 shits because I am Donald Trump.


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macht_gut wrote:

Awesome! That meant my friend was wealthy. Jack pot!!!


So petty. I guess poor little me can never stand up to Trump. I am going to cry myself to sleep now.

Night!

Also... in my case Donald Trump would just.. Disappear. No one would know where he went. Nor would I. 2spooky4me
Posted 12/19/15
I would find it humorous that Donald trump is really a woman and sees men socially, lol.
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21 / F / The Flying Pussyf...
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Posted 12/20/15
this caption for the forum is laughs.... but to answer the question... I wouldn't care if my friend was Donald trump.. I think we would probably have a ball at arguing over dumbshit.
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24 / M / The Netherlands
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Posted 12/20/15
I would go to a optometrist, I must have my eyes checked if it took so long to notice!
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He thinks a million dollars is a small loan

Am i doing something wrong here i can barely get $100
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34 / F / In a van down by...
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Posted 12/20/15
Ask for money and then ask 'WTF is wrong with you?'
Posted 12/20/15

PrinceJudar wrote:

Ask him why he wants to build a wall when clearly this is the better solution to our problems:



I live in Florida
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16 / M / Ente Isla
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Posted 12/20/15

Seacactus wrote:

I live in Florida :(


My condolences.
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Posted 12/20/15
Exploit the shit out of his wealth.
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