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Post Reply Would you choose to be vegan or a cannibal if meat was banned
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Vegan please.
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stars201 wrote:

I'd go vegan.


Because you have no friends?
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As long as I have a good place that serves Tofu at a reasonable price
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I would go on a vegan diet. As in..... I would eat the vegans (specifically, the ones who banned meat in the first place). After they're gone, I would get meat unbanned.

Just kidding, I'd never actually eat a vegan (or any other human) unless there was literally nothing else to eat. However, I had to make that pun (plus, I find great irony in vegans getting eaten as a consequence of banning meat. It would be karmic justice for forcing their beliefs on others and being bigoted towards meat-eaters).
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Offhandedly; vegan; however, in this rhetorical situation, I would choose to be a criminal. The sustainability of veganism is largely thanks to modern conveniences, such as supplements and imported foods. It doesn't take much to screw that over. I cannot feel comfortable with relying on such.
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Posted 12/24/15
Vegan, please and thank you.
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Ok, let me put it this way:

I have no choice in my life right now but to eat gluten free, meaning no wheat products. It's not a choice; I have to do it or my body reacts rather unpleasantly.

With that being said, if meat was banned and I was forced to eat vegan without wheat products as a growing 18 year old man, I'd probably starve to death or at least make my wallet weep in regards to how much I'd consume in a day. My diet would be very limited and very pitiful.

Cannibalism solves this problem, but there's the other thing: If I had to eat a human being, I'd probably throw them right back up because of how sick and disgusting that is.

In the end, I'd either have to break the law and eat meat, find a country that allows meat, take my life, starve, or suffer endlessly for the rest of my life.
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Posted 12/24/15
cannibalism but i would be selective of my meat.
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I'm not eating deceased people. If I can't find any meat available the I'll just be vegetarian or vegan according to supplies. I already make some vegetarian meals and some vegan ones sometimes and enjoy them.
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Posted 12/24/15
I don't understand the question.
If meat is banned, why would I chose cannibalism over regular meat?
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Vegan, I do not think I would seriously eat people.
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Posted 12/24/15 , edited 12/24/15

Sir_jamesalot wrote:

I don't understand the question.
If meat is banned, why would I chose cannibalism over regular meat?


That's what I was wondering. Wild animals are in abundance. People wouldn't begin eating other people, they'd just start illegally hunting (which is already practiced anyway).

If my choice is vegan or jail time, I'd be a vegan.
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Posted 12/24/15 , edited 12/24/15
Vegetarian. No one said anything about banning diary products.
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Posted 12/24/15
I would be a cannibal and eat all the vegans and eventually relapse to a feral human
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