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"You should go to college. As long as you go to college, you'll make good money. College is always the best option for everyone." - basically any adult from my childhood, ever.

Luckily, I was smart enough to realize that this was total bullshit.... well, to a degree. Still going to college, but was smart enough to have it paid in full by military service first, and smart enough to know to go to a tech school, and smart enough to look into the demand in different fields. So many suckers getting welding certs.... it is just sad.


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"The toothfairy is a vampire." bitch ain't even real, but i'll admit that was a good one and I tell it to as many kids as i can
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But why would vampires collect teeth? ^

That's pretty deep V
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I was told wearing too much black hurts your heart xD
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Oh god... lol! Faeries, santa claus, vampires, lol. xd
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if i kept making weird noises with my voice i would eventually turn into whatever i sounded like.
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My mom used to tell me if I didn't get my hair out of my face I'd end up growing hair on my forehead.
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I remember watching a scene in a holocaust film where all the jewish women were stripped naked and put in the gas chambers. My mom turned and said to me "that's what happens to bad children" copied and pasted
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My mother said if I would bite my fingernails I would throw up worms.
She also said eating too much sweets would make worms grow in your stomach.
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ShawnZ11 wrote:

I was told wearing too much black hurts your heart xD


If thats the case then i should be dead by now. xD
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Posted 12/24/15

Tinamarie101 wrote:


ShawnZ11 wrote:

I was told wearing too much black hurts your heart xD


If thats the case then i should be dead by now. xD


black...like your heart.
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Tinamarie101 wrote:


ShawnZ11 wrote:

I was told wearing too much black hurts your heart xD


If thats the case then i should be dead by now. xD


me2 xD but we're still breathing
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Posted 12/24/15

Ryulightorb wrote:


Tinamarie101 wrote:


ShawnZ11 wrote:

I was told wearing too much black hurts your heart xD


If thats the case then i should be dead by now. xD


black...like your heart.


It is ....black.... sounds cool right? ^_^
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Posted 12/25/15

ShawnZ11 wrote:


Tinamarie101 wrote:


ShawnZ11 wrote:

I was told wearing too much black hurts your heart xD


If thats the case then i should be dead by now. xD


me2 xD but we're still breathing


Indeed we are!
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If I made mocking or rude faces in a mirror too long, my face would permanently freeze in those expressions.
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