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I would say Santa, but, I don't remember ever fully believing that.

Well, my uncle told me once that if I go into the girls washroom I'll lose my dick

Who knows if he meant by magic or other means - feelsbadman
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That I only had 2 siblings. Came to find out when I was 10 I actually had 3, they hid the other from me.
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My old neighbour told me that I'd start growing an orange tree inside of me because I would swallow the seeds when I had an orange. He said there will come a time when those shoots and leaves start popping out of my ears, mouth and eyes.
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Santa...

Then one day parents forgot to take off the Made in China tag off my toboggan.
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That life is fair...only as much as you make it out to be. And even trying as hard as you can and putting your all into it Life will always find some way to bitch slap ya.
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it wasn't me who left the green poo in the toilet, it was mum
Posted 12/25/15
That if I ate enough laundry soap I would turn into a cat.
Obviously it did not work and I ate laundry soap(in small amounts) for years
Posted 12/27/15
I was told that ghosts reside within the cemetery, so when I walked there, full armed with shit, and there was nothing... I was disappointed.
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"There's a train coming out of your wound." -- That's how they scare me so I won't do something really risky like climbing a tree or doing double backflips out of a swing.
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"I love you." --my dad
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Posted 12/27/15 , edited 12/27/15

JustineKo2 wrote:

My peepee would fall off if I didn't bathe more often.


I think it did. *looks at female in your profile*

Mom told me that talking with the councilors and teachers could solve bully problems peacefully. Tried all their shit, didn't work. Went back to basics and beat their head against a cement wall, worked. Now my mom encourages people to fight and not get caught ;P
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Staring at a dog while they are taking a shit will give you a stye (Perria in Spanish)

Going outside after taking a shower will get you sick

Walking barefooted will get you sick

Hitting/spanking a child as discipline will solve the problem
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Posted 12/27/15 , edited 12/27/15

JuJu26 wrote:

Hitting/spanking a child as discipline will solve the problem


It does solve the problem if the kid knows why it's happening and it's not over used. I know from personal experience.

However it should rarely be used otherwise it becomes "normal" and they stop caring. It works because of the shock value.
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Ryulightorb wrote:

For me it was

"if you ignore bullies they will go away"

Complete lie they only keep going or try harder the only way to stop a bully is to make them fear you
took me 13 years to learn that.


Ignoring bullies to make them go away does work to a certain degree, actually. I have found that ignoring everyone, including bullies, works just as well. I have also scared them, which is a feat for a tiny little female like me.

"You can be whatever you want to be when you grow up."



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HolyDrumstick wrote:

"You should go to college. As long as you go to college, you'll make good money. College is always the best option for everyone." - basically any adult from my childhood, ever.

Luckily, I was smart enough to realize that this was total bullshit.... well, to a degree. Still going to college, but was smart enough to have it paid in full by military service first, and smart enough to know to go to a tech school, and smart enough to look into the demand in different fields. So many suckers getting welding certs.... it is just sad.


Haha, yup. Shout out to communications and liberal arts!
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