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Osaka man returned stolen underwear to women after ejaculating inside
Posted 12/27/15

Morbidhanson wrote:

I wonder if any of the women went and wore them without washing them.



Of course.
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I could understand the rationale behind ejaculating onto a pair of panties, but a bra?
What did he think his semen was milk or something?
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Is this really the world I fought for in the sands of Afghanistan..what the actual hell?
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I wanted to make a pun, but I couldn't....come up with anything.
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Ranwolf wrote:

Is this really the world I fought for in the sands of Afghanistan..what the actual hell?

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Is this the concept for a hot, new love story that all the kids will love? I think Ejaculating Thief should be played by the ghost of Philip Seymour Hoffman (or the currently-living Jack Black) & Balcony Woman should be played by April Ludgate (as portrayed by Aubrey Plaza). Guaranteed box office record breaker.
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JustineKo2 wrote: I could understand the rationale behind ejaculating onto a pair of panties, but a bra?
What did he think his semen was milk or something?
Only if you would drink the "milk" afterwards -__-

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Yeah, even though it's a news story, it's really not appropriate for discussion on CR so I'm closing it.
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