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Posted 12/31/15 , edited 12/31/15

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Nalaniel wrote:

"Nalaniel is 16% lewd. Oh my!"

This calculator thingy is messing with me! No way in hell am I this innocent! I mean, look at my goddamn tentacles. I would surely use them on a guy without hesitation.


Hooray I'm not the lowest one anymore!

Oh wait, Ryulightorb is even lower lol.


But his score tells the truth. He really is no man for lewd stuff. Btw, I'm sure I'm more lewd than you, too. ._.
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Posted 12/31/15

Nalaniel wrote:

"Nalaniel is 16% lewd. Oh my!"

This calculator thingy is messing with me! No way in hell am I this innocent! I mean, look at my goddamn tentacles. I would surely use them on a guy without hesitation.



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this thing sucks, I mean I am a bisexual slut who likes to sleep and suck around for fun and often do usually while dressing as an anime character... how the **** can my score be so low!?!

I am quite sad :-(

Liam Baka is 65% lewd. They can do better!
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Hah, I am lewder then the forum slut and the tentacle porn chick..Thank you Sophie.
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Posted 12/31/15

Ranwolf wrote:


Nalaniel wrote:

"Nalaniel is 16% lewd. Oh my!"

This calculator thingy is messing with me! No way in hell am I this innocent! I mean, look at my goddamn tentacles. I would surely use them on a guy without hesitation.



eragon2890 wrote:

this thing sucks, I mean I am a bisexual slut who likes to sleep and suck around for fun and often do usually while dressing as an anime character... how the **** can my score be so low!?!

I am quite sad :-(

Liam Baka is 65% lewd. They can do better!
#LewdMeter
https://en.shindanmaker.com/587537


Hah, I am lewder then the forum slut and the tentacle porn chick..Thank you Sophie.


Why's it have to be tentacle porn chick? How about tentacle chick? Just because I'm a cephalopod doesn't mean I act in porn videos.
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Posted 12/31/15

Nalaniel wrote:



Why's it have to be tentacle porn chick? How about tentacle chick? Just because I'm a cephalopod doesn't mean I act in porn videos.


Well by your own words ya said you use those multiple appendages of yours without hesitation. That tends to conjure up images of tentacle rape ya know, and we've all seen enough hentai to know were tentacles lead.
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Posted 12/31/15

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Nalaniel wrote:



Why's it have to be tentacle porn chick? How about tentacle chick? Just because I'm a cephalopod doesn't mean I act in porn videos.


Well by your own words ya said you use those multiple appendages of yours without hesitation. That tends to conjure up images of tentacle rape ya know, and we've all seen enough hentai to know were tentacles lead.


Now that's what I call discrimination. All of my customers are willing to use my service, which means that there is no rape. Oh, wait. I think I said too much. T_T
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Now that's what I call discrimination. All of my customers are willing to use my service, which means that there is no rape. Oh, wait. I think I said too much. T_T


And I am still lewder then you..think about that for a second.....
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Posted 12/31/15 , edited 12/31/15

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Nalaniel wrote:


Now that's what I call discrimination. All of my customers are willing to use my service, which means that there is no rape. Oh, wait. I think I said too much. T_T


And I am still lewder then you..think about that for a second.....


As I said, the computer thingy saying such stuff is broken. You are not, and never will be, lewder than me. :<
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Posted 12/31/15

Nalaniel wrote:


As I said, the computer thingy saying such stuff is broken. You are not, and never will be, lewder than me. :<


I've had a 11 year start on you mate, and that has given me quite the...level of experience you lack in the lewd department. When I am done all parties involved are bleeding from multiple wounds, scarred,and utterly satisfied.
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man.... what a dissapointment D:
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Posted 12/31/15

Ranwolf wrote:


Nalaniel wrote:


As I said, the computer thingy saying such stuff is broken. You are not, and never will be, lewder than me. :<


I've had a 11 year start on you mate, and that has given me quite the...level of experience you lack in the lewd department. When I am done all parties involved are bleeding from multiple wounds, scarred,and utterly satisfied.


Because you gun them down? Though I don't understand the satisfied part. Maybe they're masochists?
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Because you gun them down? Though I don't understand the satisfied part. Maybe they're masochists?


I never mix business with pleasure..it's bad business..My desires I satisfy outside of my work with a rifle.
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Posted 12/31/15 , edited 12/31/15

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Nalaniel wrote:


Because you gun them down? Though I don't understand the satisfied part. Maybe they're masochists?


I never mix business with pleasure..it's bad business..My desires I satisfy outside of my work with a rifle.


Your rifle doesn't pleasure you in any way, form or shape? Oh... you pleasure the rifle, right?
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Posted 12/31/15

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Your rifle doesn't pleasure you in any way, form or shape? Oh... you pleasure the rifle, right?


Me and Cassandra,we're business partners. Our personal lives are something we kept separate from each other. It's the only way to have a stable and long lasting business relationship.
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Posted 12/31/15
LongDanzi103 is 80% lewd. That seems a bit high, don't you think? >.>
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21%. Sounds about right.
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