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Post Reply How to get Senpai to notice you 101!
Posted 1/3/16
My ex-gf #1: "Heroes 3 is awesome, let's go watch a movie."
My ex-gf #2: [Hops on my lap, grabs my phone, types her phone number in, smiles at me, and leaves].
My ex-gf #3: "Holy shit, you're pretty. This is, ugh, uhm, embarrassing."
My ex-gf #4: "I'm a sexy, filthy rich Asian, and now I'm going to have sex with you, whether you like it or not."
My 50-ish year old neighbor: [Walks up behind me and whispers in my ear softly] "Hi there, handsome." [Pinches my ass] "I'd sure like a taste of this."

And they wonder why I decline female company ...



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Posted 1/3/16
How about senpais that you only know via internet? I need that kind of guide.
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10/10 best guide would use again
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I'd think a big hat that lights up saying 'Senpai notice me' will do the trick.
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Scary step..
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I messed up on Step #4, the knife snapped inside senpai. How will I kill senpai's family now?
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Nalaniel wrote:

How about senpais that you only know via internet? I need that kind of guide.



Ask them out and don't take no for an answer!
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flipmane wrote:

I messed up on Step #4, the knife snapped inside senpai. How will I kill senpai's family now?


I personally prefer to use my fingers to gouge out there eyes and then beat there face in with my shoe.

But you could also use alternate methods suck as poisoning or using a baseball bat.
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Hrafna wrote:

My ex-gf #1: "Heroes 3 is awesome, let's go watch a movie."
My ex-gf #2: [Hops on my lap, grabs my phone, types her phone number in, smiles at me, and leaves].
My ex-gf #3: "Holy shit, you're pretty. This is, ugh, uhm, embarrassing."
My ex-gf #4: "I'm a sexy, filthy rich Asian, and now I'm going to have sex with you, whether you like it or not."
My 50-ish year old neighbor: [Walks up behind me and whispers in my ear softly] "Hi there, handsome." [Pinches my ass] "I'd sure like a taste of this."

And they wonder why I decline female company ...





Why did it have to be 12:15am when I saw this post...
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Posted 1/4/16
Step 1: Actually talk to senpai straight up
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Some girl punched me in high school in order to get me to notice her
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Posted 1/4/16

Ryulightorb wrote:

So today i'm going to write a 5 step guide to getting Senpai to notice you!

Step 1: Dress so you stand out
Step 2: Make subtle but obvious gestures to get them to notice you
Step 3: Try to talk to them
Step 4: Stab them
Step 5: Murder there family.




Bonus step 6 : Eliminating any potential boyfriend or girlfriends guarantees your success rate to go up by 100%


Wanna know why this is bad logic: because you killed a family over there and their family got away
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Posted 1/4/16

Ryulightorb wrote:


Nalaniel wrote:

How about senpais that you only know via internet? I need that kind of guide.



Ask them out and don't take no for an answer!


Am I supposed to spam their guestbook? o-o
Posted 1/4/16 , edited 1/4/16
What if you don't have a senpai?




Is it bad I noticed how fake the second picture is by analyzing it? Definitely a prop (obviously), but still. It just stuck out like a sore thumb to me.
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Posted 1/4/16
Is this dating advice or a game guide for Yandere Simulator?
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