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If you were homeless, what would your sign say?
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"Need money for Pepsi"
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I remember watching a movie way back when and there was a scene in it where a washed up kung fu movie actor is begging on the streets. His sign, which was obviously procured from someone else, originally said "WILL WORK FOR FOOD" had 'WORK' and FOOD' crossed out and replaced with 'KUNG FU' and 'MONEY' so the sign now said "WILL KUNG FU FOR MONEY".
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Just going to leave this one here...

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and with a sign like that i would put a $10 bill in your cup
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HughJack wrote:

"Need money for Pepsi"


^This!
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I will pay YOU to shoot ME in the head.
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Shoot me.
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i'll be your boss one day
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Good karma: $5
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Looking for work

But first, I would have put in an appearance at the local day labor hiring pool, put in job applications, and checked with the local labor board/unemployment agency.

I've done a lot of menial labor in my time to avoid becoming homeless.
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Shoot me and I'll give you all the money I (don't) have.
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I used to be an adventurer like you.
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40YearOldVirgin wrote:

Atheism is not a religion and he spelt Buddhism wrong.


Not only that, but what are the chances that he'll encounter a practicing Buddhist or Hindu? it's still funny though.

I'd probably jump off of a building if I ever became homeless.
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Hrafna wrote:

I used to be an adventurer like you.


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