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Post Reply If you were homeless, what would your sign say?
Posted 1/6/16

40YearOldVirgin wrote:

Atheism is not a religion and he spelt Buddhism wrong.


I appreciate he thought of atheism. The general stereotype is that we're all selfish randroids who only keep their money to themselves.
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I'd write a brief list of my skills, followed by "STILL homeless and unemployed. Will accept money or a job opening."
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I'm going to use the one that worked already in the internet.

"Kickstarting potato salad"
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"God frowns upon you."
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21 / F / The Flying Pussyf...
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Or "senpai please notice me"
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My sign would read:

$1 - Handjob

Meal - BJ

Drugs and Booze - Have your way with me.

JK, really.

It'd probably say: Any help is appreciated, and God bless.
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Me homeless, perhaps temporarily. But with my skill set and confidence I highly doubt that would be anything more then a temporary inconvenience. After all three things will always sell, Sex, Death, and Booze. And well I can't do sex or booze I am more then capable of providing death if it was the only job choice left to me.
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Too lazy to work. Just give me your money.
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26 / F / West Friendship,...
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I really want a job!
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"Accepts all and any jobs. Except blow jobs."
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"Looking for kindness."
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24 / F / Johnstown, PA, USA
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"Mercenary for hire."
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"I want a nonstop flight to Hawaii".
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I don't have a criminal record, I can speak the language, I'm not disabled.

I can and would rather work than to beg for money
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