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Say You Or Others Are Your Own Species Of Human....
Posted 1/7/16 , edited 1/7/16
Describe yourself in a documentary setting.

Here's an example.

"VZ68s are a generic white guy species of mammal who live till their hundred who hunts for his meat on a daily basis. Their breeding period comes once a day, during which they read Boku Girl Profusely and uncontrollable with other VZ68s. Their main source of defense are their guns, various kinds which only they know. They often wear camouflage to hide from enemies, till they spot their prey, and take it down. Their forum disposition includes being ornery and cantankerous. In the meantime, when they're not hunting, they love polishing their guns. VZ68s are known to be endemic to the backwoods of presumably the South, and lay eggs which can be consumed for high amounts of protein and make you pregnant with his child. EAT AT YOUR OWN RISK"

Or how about PrinceJudar?!

"PrinceJudars are a presumably sassy female species of mammal who are known for their fiery temperment and short stature, reminiscent of the stereotype that plague Napoleon's legacy. Like Napoleon, they love going to war in a game known as League of Legend, and they regularly make blood sacrifice to Faker. She also displays a cunning not seen by many other species of human, and often makes agreeable posts concerning various issues, through which other forumers applaud her for. She rarely gets into heat, preferring to not seem vulnerable to her male cohorts, and is working to be an engineer. She displays fantastic math skills and could probably build turrets as her main defense against other species of human. Tactical and even tempered, they wait until the perfect moment to strike and devour their prey. They often pretend to be Judar from Magi and are presumably in love with that show. "
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no thanks
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We already have enough problems with posters considering themselves separate species from the other human posters...
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I'm more offended that you think I am from the south and white.

Also I would be delicious.


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Posted 1/7/16 , edited 1/7/16

VZ68 wrote:

I'm more offended that you think I am from the south and white.

Also I would be delicious.


I'm the M-F-ing HolyDrumstick, so me being delicious goes without saying.

Though, I may not actually be a blessing to your cardiovascular system.
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Being a separate species would actually be nice. It would relieve some of the cognitive dissonance that arises from my opinion of humans in general and the knowledge that different from the norm as I may be, I am still human.
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Ahem...I am a pokemon
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HolyDrumstick wrote:


VZ68 wrote:

I'm more offended that you think I am from the south and white.

Also I would be delicious.


I'm the M-F-ing HolyDrumstick, so me being delicious goes without saying.

Though, I may not actually be a blessing to your cardiovascular system.


HolyDrumstick, the other other other other white meat.
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VZ68 wrote:

HolyDrumstick, the other other other other white meat.


Nah, I think that's already taken by frog legs or alligator. I'm probably farther down on the list. Like "Other White Meat the 10th" Well, now I have a name, if I ever nuke. lol.
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Posted 1/7/16
I'll give it a shot in spirit of the thread..

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Well...I tried.


Ejanss wrote:

We already have enough problems with posters considering themselves separate species from the other human posters...




As a dragonkin, I am mightily offended by your specist privilege.
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No.
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i want to see one about Ranwolf
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Posted 1/7/16
This seems like a fun concept

Name PV short for "peripheral visional"
Description : Small agile creatures that are always on the hunt for imoutos. Will run recklessly into danger if it catches the scent of an imouto.
Very skittish once it realizes it ran straight first into danger only to try to get closer to said imouto and her protectors. While few in number extremely persistent.
When engaged in battle will try to get the protectors to attack one another while it tries to sneak off with the imouto unfortunately for it, it rarely works out that way.

Lifespan : That's still up for debate among scientists as no living PV's have been captured. Generally thought to be around 25 to 30 years which is respectable in the animal kingdom.
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Trewill91 wrote:

i want to see one about Ranwolf


Posted 1/8/16

PrinceJudar wrote:

I'll give it a shot in spirit of the thread..

BlueOni is a



Well...I tried.


Ejanss wrote:

We already have enough problems with posters considering themselves separate species from the other human posters...




As a dragonkin, I am mightily offended by your specist privilege.


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