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Your friend turns out to be this half empty bottle of Diet Dr. Pepper.
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What would you do? Would you still love it no matter what? Do you think inflicting mental/physical pain on inanimate objects is okay? Does this turn of events make you consider learning more about soft drinks? Maybe you only think it's okay for them to be Dr. Pepper because they are your friend, while other sodas are just nasty?
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Thats hot
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You are late to the party mate.
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ZENI7H wrote:

You are late to the party mate.

I helped to start the party m8
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XxDarkSasuxX wrote:


ZENI7H wrote:

You are late to the party mate.

I helped to start the party m8


Well you are that guy that keeps partying when everyone goes home and you are still there drinking and people start to wondering what you are doing.
(JK btw)
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We'd be besties ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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ZENI7H wrote:

Well you are that guy that keeps partying when everyone goes home and you are still there drinking and people start to wondering what you are doing.
(JK btw)

What can I say? I'm a party animal it seems.
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Eh, its all probably backwash anyway...
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A half-empty bottle of dr.pepper , you are really an asshole. The dr. pepper is, I mean. It left the coca-cola plant before it was filled up and fell into the wrong crowd of sodas who decieved it into drinking itself. What an sad asshole story.
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Ravenstein wrote:

Eh, its all probably backwash anyway...

If your friend turned into a half empty bottle of backwashed Diet Dr. Pepper, what's that say about your friend? Do you still love it no matter what? Do you think inflicting mental/physical pain on backwash is okay? Does it being backwash make you want to consider learning more about saliva? Is it okay for them to be backwash? If so, maybe you think it's okay for them to be backwash because they are your friend, while other people's friends that turned into half empty bottles of backwashed Diet Dr. Pepper are just nasty?
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As I stared into my friend's P and D shaped eyes, we both instantly knew that while he is definitely more drink, I am even more the soft. I'll leave the bottle as is until its fizzy lifespan withers and becomes flat. Only then will I drink my friend, shedding tears in remorse, for soda should not be drunk flat. Oh and that my friend passed. Yeah.

Posted 1/8/16
I'm pretty thirsty.
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