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Posted 7/6/07 , edited 7/6/07
This is a counter action to the fighiting thread. Just speak of all your awesome fights (not aggression based). Perhaps the CR users would wanna hear of some hilarious fights in your lives. (yea mods I made this thread out of enjoyment not for spam and not to piss off)
If you consider this stupid then you either have no sense of humor or just never experienced it........I`m definitely gonna make a ring for mud fights in my backyard.
Oh yea you can post links to your favorite fights.......especially mud wrestling hehe..
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ok, so which story would you guys like to hear first?
Chocolate syrup and cherries
Beer
Pudding
Another jello fight
or
a different mud battle?
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Anything on here. Which ever you wanna start with???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIwlotu2Cw8 - just searching around
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S40KGzWqZu0 - some how lovable
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKG2SZPppNI - yes telemundo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfSzK007hQU - I think you guys know
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH4qoVp-w7U - worth watching.
Posted 7/6/07
Jello shots off of attractive teenage girls stomachs anyone?
Followed by a happy ending?

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lol ok..
the beer battle.

A friend and I were in a pool hall just our typical night out, when this girl who always trys to . be the bar whore walked in....
our friend was the bartender that night, and she came up to my boy toy and started flirting with him... now keep in mind we are ALL drunk as hell...
And she slide down the bar (as in SLID FELL loser bitch almost hit the ground)
But my boy toy, being the nice guy he is, bent down to help her up... and that's when she kissed him....
I jumped up and grabbed the pitchers left on the bar, and dumped them over her head...
And the bartender told me to cool off by spraying me with the water from the spout thingy (you know the one that has coke and sprite ad whatnot)
The only problem with that...
I was wearing a white silk shirt.
and she was wearing a white t-shirt type thing
she stood up and started laughing at me for getting hosed by chris..
then chris turn the hoseon her, and she got quiet very quickly.
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maybe i am interrupting this requesting,but i once had that girl,that made a jello bath at my place as a surprise,it got really wild.
still got some pretty pictures,but the cleaning was awful.
sorry,a lil off topic
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^na its all good arano not really that off topic....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMT4j0eo09o - commercial relating somewhat , kinda....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJG--Y2FH9M - i`m not even sure if it qualifies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Fr1LIOGWdg .- uhhhh beer fight awesome
[edit to below] awesome duster I can only uhhh imagine.
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the other jello fight.

My friend and i were curious how much jello it would take to fill up a beer tub (the big kind for outside kegging)
So we went and bought a SHITLOAD of jello...
we made it all up
(it takes 437 boxes btw)
and when it had finally set up, my phone rang... and it was this girl we knew from class, who we didn't like, but always had more money than us, so we invited her over..
She came over and brought a friend with her... some dude neither of us knew..
She came to try and kick our asses...
The guy apparently saw the jello, and when she was bitching hardcore at me, he just gently pushed both of us into the bin of jello... i hit my head, which didn't make me very happy... and she came up swinging... i tried to hop up and punch her back, but i kept slipping in the stupid jello, so i went to me knees where i could brace myself against either side of the bin, without slipping and just enjoyed myself, by pulling her back down every time she tried to get up and leave...
The guy was laughing his ass off.


mushroomjay wrote:

Haha, sounds good. Should have broke the pitcher on her head though.

Violence >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Comedy


lol plastic pitchers
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and since xrn requested it in the other thread, i'll tell of the pudding battle..

My sister liked throwing partied when my parents left town (i was fourteen at the time btw)
and she invited a bunch of her just graduated from high school friends over for a party.
(imagine my happiness when i saw a bunch of 17 and 18 year old hotties)
anyway... the party very quickly got out of control...
Anyway there was this bunch of crashers that showed up...
(fyi i'm very protective of my sister)
and they started pissing her off (i never understood why)
But my mom had just made this desert called dirt pudding (made ina pot with fake trees and shit sticking out of it)
well my sister asked me to refill the beers ( i was being paid) for everyone. When i was over by the fridge getting the beers, i overheard this bitch talking trash about my sister...
I had to move the pudding to get the specific beer my sister wanted anyway, so since i had it in my hands.....
Let's just say the bitch was slightly covered in pudding and started trying to beat me up (i was four years younger than her btw)
I turned and wailed on her.. (i wasn't covered in pudding, now was i?) but three of this bitches friends jumped in.. and dumped the gift pot onto my head... and that's when my parents walked in.
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i like mushrooms logic sept i dont like how he missed the white skirt n white shirt
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y6fJmGcuvA - i`ve been drunk out my ass before but damn this is just to much.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmtgcC3r_bg - wtf matrix food fights.
I have a few stories of my own.
One day me and my friends were bored as hell (the usual)
We got sick of playin video games so we opened a friends moms beer box.....
We ofcourse drank like 8 or 9 bottles and were hammered.
But we wanted to give some to the dog....
Shit started throwing up every on us fallin....
Time passed bored as hell so just had an all out beer bottle brawl.
Shit was flying every we broke their TV, 2mirros , the wall got hammered....
I was bleading on my face and so were they....
Funniest thing was that their parents came right in after it ended.
If I had a video it would be much more awesome.....nothing like being hyper and drunk as hell.
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SenbonzakuraMaster wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y6fJmGcuvA - i`ve been drunk out my ass before but damn this is just to much.


ROFLMFAO! OMG That was fucking funny!

but... it makes me....

:::::goes in search of beer:::::
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SenbonzakuraMaster wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y6fJmGcuvA - i`ve been drunk out my ass before but damn this is just to much.


Pabst Blue Ribbon and Limp Bizkit...no thank you lmao!

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Actually I was a witness to this, but there was a guy at one of the parties I helped organise that we did'nt know who he was and he was drunk as hell and stared touching other girls( ). afterward, he would say sorry and offer money! He actually had the balls to do it to my friend's cousin, his sister and his girlfriend before they told us what was happening!! Anyways, in short, everyone was in the bar, and me (the barman at the house party) was being pushed by all of the people because everyone wanted to kick his ass and he happend to have gotten right behind the bar and right next to me! So the only thing I could think about was.... SAVE THE ALCHOOL. lol
I t apears that after everything calmed down, the guy actually had a knife on him but sombody took it away from him. (that was the craziest fight that I saw)
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mushroomjay wrote:


sypris wrote:

i like mushrooms logic sept i dont like how he missed the white skirt n white shirt


I apologize, I'm not into girls that are old enough to be my aunt. : )

lol the other chick is only 19.. that was six months ago

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