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This one time my friend got super drunk and didn't know where the bathroom was so he tried to pee into a coke can from 4 feet away. It was actually pretty impressive......
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I once peed in a plastic bag because traffic and I couldn't wait any longer
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Well thats disgusting
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me and 3 of my childhood friends get together once a year, revisit memories and catch up.
probably the weirdest thing we've done is sing the pokemon theme song in the middle of the night on the streets.
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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly [that] everyone died. The end.
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Me and some friends stole some yearbooks from the school basement.
When I was a junior one of the freshman was caught giving oral sex to a junior.
There was a major drug bust at the same high school and several people were involved.l
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In the spirit of these type of stories, I once passed by a college to use their bathrooms but they were all closed. So, seeing as I had an unstoppable need to shit fast, I ran near some bushes pulled my pants down and let it all out as quickly as possible and man did it feel good. Unfortunately almost as soon as I did that I saw a cop car coming. Luckily it was nighttime and it was dark enough to hide my presence. Then, ass soon as the cop car left I put my pants back on and tried to race my way back home, which unfortunately was up a hill. Keep in mind I didn't use any toilet paper and my ass was chaffing. I could smell myself a bit but was fortunate enough not to run into anyone on the way there. Well not until I got to my house and I felt some rumbling you know where. That moment I raced upstairs and then froze. My intestines were winning and I couldn't fight back. I shit myself 5 feet from the bathroom. I was so pissed cause now I had to trow away my underwear and hope I could wash away the leftover crap from my pants. I'll never forget that day.
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Once upon a time in China, some believe around the year one double aught-three, head priest of the White Lotus Clan, Pai Mei, was walking down a road contemplating whatever it is that a man of Pai Mei's infinite powers would contemplate, which is another way of saying, "Who knows?", when a Shaolin monk appeared on the road, traveling in the opposite direction.

As the monk and the priest crossed paths, Pai Mei, in a practically unfathomable display of generosity, gave the monk the slightest of nods. The nod was not returned.

Now, was it the intention of the Shaolin monk to insult Pai Mei? Or did he just fail to see the generous social gesture? The motives of the monk remain unknown.

What is known... were the consequences.

The next morning, Pai Mei appeared at the Shaolin temple and demanded of the temple's head abbot that he offer Pai Mei his neck to repay the insult. The abbot, at first, tried to console Pai Mei. Only to find Pai Mei was... inconsolable.

So began... the Massacre of the Shaolin Temple, and all sixty of the monks inside, at the fists of the White Lotus.

And so began… the legendof Pai Mei's Five-Point-Palm Exploding-Heart Technique.
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This one time at band camp . . . and this one time at band camp . . .
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Well, I was browsing the internet today and...
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Once upon a time i found this forum topic about weird stories. True story.
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XxDarkSasuxX wrote:

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly [that] everyone died. The end.


THAT DIDN'T HELP AT ALL!
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I remember in Junior High a friend and I were messing around with some bottle rockets... on school grounds. Yeah, I did some stupid shit in school. This was also before we got some Mentos and two backpacks full of shaken Coca-Cola litters and shooting them off one after another in the hallway. We faced a suspension and had to clean up the whole mess.
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I got bored and I ended up talking to the cookie monster in NYC welp weird shit..... >_>
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qualeshia3 wrote:


XxDarkSasuxX wrote:

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly [that] everyone died. The end.


THAT DIDN'T HELP AT ALL!

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