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Post Reply How to be an asshole and get away with it?
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Posted 1/18/16 , edited 1/18/16
Do we really need more assholes? There's too many as it is. For the most part, like others said you don't 'get away with it, you just cease to care what others think.'

I guess being an asshole driver is a way to be one and get away with it, like you're in a car, and they'll never see you again, or likely won't know your license plate.. so I guess that's getting away with it. Get stuck in the middle of an intersection, like that pisses people the fuck off.
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Posted 1/18/16 , edited 1/18/16

Nalaniel wrote:

Does anyone have a guide for this kind of thing?


Why, not getting away with it enough?

(BTW, take it from an expert: The SMART ones do. That's why so few do.)
Posted 1/18/16 , edited 1/20/16
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It's just a prank bro

https://youtu.be/_wldE_4xjVQ
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Posted 1/18/16
Step #1: Become a Social Justice Warrior
Step #2: Make a complete ass out of yourself
Step #3: Accuse everyone who calls you out of being racist/bigot/{groupname}phobe

Congrats you are now an asshole that no one wants to be around.
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Posted 1/18/16
Say "Its a prank bro"
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League of Legends XD
Posted 1/18/16
Mm..you make it seem like your being nice, I suppose? Certain kinds of people are easily manipulated.
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I'm not sure, perhaps a good start would be to identify assholes that get away with it and study their behavior?
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Can that be an actual area of study? Can one be an assholechologist or something?
Posted 1/18/16
Because everyone knows assholes are the most sensitive of souls, battered into becoming tough guys, they had to be in order to survive!
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Posted 1/18/16 , edited 1/18/16
Well, the start to being an asshole is sarcasm, in my opinion. And it doesn't have to be contradicting, you can be an asshole just by saying anything nice in a sarcastic tone.


(These are totally not from experience... *cough cough*)


Oh, but to really mess with people, is to say something genuinely nice in a sarcastic tone, and leave them hanging whether you meant it or not. Good phrases include:
- "Good for you!"
- "Oh please tell me more!"
- "Thanks a lot."
- "Nice to know."
- "Right"
and my personal favourite...
- "Wow"

Nice and easy to get away with!
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Posted 1/18/16
Dont.
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Posted 1/20/16 , edited 1/20/16
Well what you do in simple 1-7 steps:
1. take down you pants
2. show them your ass
3. take pants up agian
4. leave
5. take some time and leaving everyone confused about what happend
6. say "You just got pranked bro!"
7. Don't do it anymore.
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Posted 1/20/16
I immediately thought of Donald Trump when i saw this title.
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Being Spider-Man works for me
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