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Posted 1/19/16
Didn't their Dear Leader also invent a cure for Ebola a while back? Kim Jong Un sounds like a great man. I can't wait for him to end world hunger!
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So what you're saying is.......more sloshed officers ready at the nukes.

Good.

Great.
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Posted 1/19/16

Rujikin wrote:

Ya know a hangover is natures way of telling you to stop before you kill yourself...

Suicidal people may enjoy this though.


This ^
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HuastecoOtaku wrote:


North Korean scientists have invented a hangover-free alcohol, according to the Pyongyang Times.
The state newspaper says the "suave" liquor will spare you wincing when you wake, despite boasting 30%-40% alcohol.
The brew is reportedly made from a type of indigenous ginseng called insam and glutinous rice, and cultivated by an organic farming method.
The product apparently "exudes national flavour", without dampening your national fervour the following morning.



Thus comprising the two national ideals of Communism:
1) That anything they think of is more "advanced" and "scientific" than the rest of the Free World, whether or not they actually have any grasp of 21st-cty. science or not,
and
2) Providing the main wish of the people, namely to spend most of their free time drinking themselves into stupors because they can't put up with their daily life, but with the State trying to find an option with which they can still go back to work at the factory on Monday morning.

(And Russia's already got thirty years on NK for being able to drink any other ComBloc country under the table...)
Posted 1/19/16
What we do in North Korea is blankety blankety blank
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I'm sure it will now get at least 52 different titles.

If I was the dictator there I'd just want to be called Overlord. Now that's an awesome title. Forget supreme leader.

Then again North Korea says a lot of stuff so they're information isn't the most reliable.
Posted 1/19/16
They can say whatever they want, Ill never trust North Korea
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haha north korea y u so funny lols
Posted 1/19/16 , edited 1/19/16
So glad that I'm never going there.... I want my chance to brief a room full of drunks with the mic turned up.
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Posted 1/19/16
Kim Jong Un to the rest of the world– "Notice me, senpai!!"
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Posted 1/19/16 , edited 1/19/16
Don't they also have magical unicorns that Kim Jong Un rides around on? Do you think these two facts are related?

And also, yay for Best Korea.
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I've never had a hangover, not even that one night when I had 13 shots in 15 minutes.
Just got real sleepy and barely managed to chug a nalgene of water before I passed out
Posted 1/19/16
They also found a unicorn cave so...
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Posted 1/19/16
I sweat I read this exact piece of news from North Korea last year
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