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Post Reply Pirates versus Ninjas versus Zombies versus Robots versus Monkeys
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Posted 1/22/16
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27 / M / NY
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I for one welcome our impending robot overlords.
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Ninjas
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F / You, Knighted States
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Pretty sure the robots have an overwhelming advantage over all of these except when they are combined ie monkey + pirate = Luffy
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If the robots are actually cyborgs that are half cat, half girl, and half robot, then the robots will win.

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Monkeys.
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16 / F / Always my room
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I am going with ninjas
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Posted 1/22/16 , edited 1/22/16
In a real fight, zombies would be the first ones to go. They don't have a sense of direction, nor are they able to make any type of strategy due to lack of cognitive ability. They literally walk towards their enemy without knowledge of lies ahead of them, though they are often portrayed as having a strong sense of smell.

That sense is not enough to avoid all the traps and attacks from the other 4 groups though. Zombies theoretically have an advantage over monkeys, but that advantage is meaningless if the monkey can climb and stay far away from the zombies. In an open field, zombies would literally be a target practice for all other groups, except maybe monkeys.

The pirates don't have the agility of a monkey, but they do have a strong arsenal of weapons that is more than enough to protect against the zombies, if not outright eliminate them.

We now have a fight between pirates, ninjas, robots and monkeys. the end result would depend on the level of artificial intelligence of the robots - if they are anything as described in science fictions, they would most likely win most of the time. They could be built with kevlar, or titanium with some kevlar, making robots virtually indestructible - swords and guns yielded by pirates and the shurikens thrown by ninjas would look like children's toys to the robots. they could also have a heat vision as well as a tracking system, which is likely enough to track pirates, ninjas and monkeys alike.

monkeys would probably have an advantage over pirates if the location is a dense forest, though would lose easily in any other location.
ninjas would probably outlast pirates due to their camouflage ability, as well as being able to make a surprise attack against most other enemies, except robots.

tl;dr:
robots > ninjas > pirates > monkeys > zombies if location is not a dense forest
robots > monkeys > ninjas > pirates > zombies if location is a dense forest
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Pirates, baby! They'd never have to go into the jungles to confront monkeys. The zombies might overrun them, but they can't swim. Pirates can avoid them while fishing. It could go either way with ninjas, but only if they ambush them while docking. And robots, by their own governing laws can not harm humans! Har Har!

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Posted 1/23/16
PIRATES
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23 / M / Beyond The Wall
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Robots because gundams count.

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i think robo cop also counts, and he's really op
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Ninjas. Always ninjas.
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Robots because zombies wipe out the human race except for the ninjas. Then the robots wipe out both the ninjas and the zombies.
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