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I drank your beer.
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i need more wine
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I write suicidal haikus:

Freedom Recipe:
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Welcome to the Donkeyshow!



Where is my penis?

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VZ68 wrote:

Welcome to the Donkeyshow!


Last time I went to a donkey show was in Mexico, and involved way too much tequila.

Sad story in four words: my wife has cancer.
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the cancer is terminal
the baby was mutilated
the diagnosis is parkinsons
his aids is serious
she died at pregnancy
dad has alzheimers
baby rolled off bridge
he died of cancer

there, sad and tragic enough for you? yes i'm a little sadistic.
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Dariamus wrote:


VZ68 wrote:

Welcome to the Donkeyshow!


Last time I went to a donkey show was in Mexico, and involved way too much tequila.

Sad story in four words: my wife has cancer.


You boys like MEXICO?!?!

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VZ68 wrote:


Dariamus wrote:


VZ68 wrote:

Welcome to the Donkeyshow!


Last time I went to a donkey show was in Mexico, and involved way too much tequila.

Sad story in four words: my wife has cancer.


You boys like MEXICO?!?!



To sum up my experience in four words: I ate the worm.
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