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Post Reply What is the saddest story you can tell using only 4 words?
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KirigayaBlade wrote:

the baby was mutilated
his aids is serious
baby rolled off bridge


I'm sorry these made me laugh...


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27 / F / West Friendship,...
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There's only one cookie
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20 / M / the Netherlands
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"Check your engine light"

Car mechanics, hobbyists and people that have experienced this first hand will understand.
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23 / M / Beyond The Wall
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The Hiatus Never Ended
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41 / M / USA
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[Insert Sad Story Here]
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she had a miscarriage

my friends a backstabber

they didnt make it

no good to come

theyre in prison now

buried in a box
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penis was chopped off.
man ate own penis.
penis stuck in door.
all penises mysteriously disappear
penis found years later
penis found in soup
could not reattach penis.
penis speaks, but latin
penis is self aware
penises seize white house

lol penis!
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19 / M / Seattle, WA
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Get fukn rekt kid
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18 / F / Everywhere
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Posted 1/23/16
All internet is down
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Amiibos are sold out

Son/Daughter, get a job

Not getting a sequel

Restroom: paying customers only
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the card was declined
Posted 1/23/16
But I loved her
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Late for mother's death
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22 / M / Missouri
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He dangles with apples
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