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Which Osomatsu Brother is Your Soulmate?
Posted 1/27/16
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You got: Choromatsu
Your soul mate is Choromatsu! Congratulations! While superficially the most functional of the brothers, he quickly reveals himself to be as shitty as the rest of them. He’s chronically incapable of making decisions for himself. You quickly take control of every aspect of the relationship, breeding mutual resentment. Several years in, he contemplates an affair. Although it never goes anywhere, he makes a paid Ashley Madison account, and you find out while paying the bills. You consider divorce, but by that point, you’re married with kids and a mortgage. Deciding that it’d be too much of a hassle, the two of you resign yourselves to waiting out for the grave.


Also as soon as I saw the choice for "Which monster girl?" Instantly clicked Papi. Papi is best.
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You got: Choromatsu

Lol what!
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Posted 1/27/16 , edited 1/27/16


Moving this over to Anime.

I got Todomatsu

"You got Todomatsu! He’s the most socially competent of the Matsuno brothers, but also the one with the least proven capacity to love. He’ll spend all your money and bitch about you behind your back. His cellphone bill is 700$ a month. After five years, he’ll leave you for an older man he calls Daddy. It will be a relief."

I don't like the spending all my money part, and the bitching behind my back is annoying, but less so if it's far enough behind my back that I don't know it.

I'm actually pretty cool with the rest of it though!
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You got: Jyushimatsu

You got Jyushimatsu! He’s the kindest of the Matsuno brothers, but also basically an eight-year-old. Good luck having sex with that. You are truly happy together, but on some level you worry that this isn’t exactly legal.


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Posted 1/27/16

lorreen wrote:



Moving this over to Anime.

I got Todomatsu

"You got Todomatsu! He’s the most socially competent of the Matsuno brothers, but also the one with the least proven capacity to love. He’ll spend all your money and bitch about you behind your back. His cellphone bill is 700$ a month. After five years, he’ll leave you for an older man he calls Daddy. It will be a relief."

I don't like the spending all my money part, and the bitching behind my back is annoying, but less so if it's far enough behind my back that I don't know it.

I'm actually pretty cool with the rest of it though!


Love doesn't mean anything if they're an asshole to you, is that what you're saying?
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You got: Ichimatsu

You met Ichimatsu on a rainy day. As he walked out of the alley, slouching, sneering, and drenched in what you hope is (but does not smell like) rainwater, a breath escapes your lips. You fall in love instantly. Beneath the rough exterior (a diamond in the rough, perhaps) you spy the shadow of the perfect man. Grabbing him by the arm, you take him into your home, and he does not resist. As the years go by, his vices fail to recede. He still disappears every once in a while without explanation, only returning weeks later, in the middle of the night and covered in strange. He constantly demands to be petted and never reciprocates. He’s scratched up all of your furniture. The nicest place he’s ever taken you is the dumpster behind the cat cafe Christmas Eve. Still, you have hope - deep in your heart, you still feel that someday, somehow, you can change him. And one day, he just left. As consolation, know that he does truly love you.


Well he is my fav of the 6 so....im not complaining
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I posted this in the other thread but since I still have the pic:

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Posted 1/27/16 , edited 1/27/16

PeripheralVisionary wrote:
Love doesn't mean anything if they're an asshole to you, is that what you're saying?




I'm saying love doesn't matter much, and that my standards for what counts as assholery may be lower than those of some. If I like hanging out with someone that's pretty much good enough. (It is unlikely that I'll enjoy hanging out with someone who's a real jerk though...)

Truth is, I do not want a soulmate. Maybe I don't have a soul?
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Posted 1/27/16
Repost from the Osomatsu-san thread


You are a Karamatsu girl! Congratulations! With this man by you’re side, you’ve dedicated yourself to a lifetime of public embarrassment. He means well underneath, but wow, that exterior. What did he get you for Christmas? A shirt with his face on it? And he wants to take photos? Again? And every surface in the bedroom is now a mirror? You’ve committed to this, and the nightmare has just begun.


And this is from answering honestly. I thought I'd get Jyushi or Choro.
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Guess I may as well say it again here, I got Choromatsu


Your soul mate is Choromatsu! Congratulations! While superficially the most functional of the brothers, he quickly reveals himself to be as shitty as the rest of them. He’s chronically incapable of making decisions for himself. You quickly take control of every aspect of the relationship, breeding mutual resentment. Several years in, he contemplates an affair. Although it never goes anywhere, he makes a paid Ashley Madison account, and you find out while paying the bills. You consider divorce, but by that point, you’re married with kids and a mortgage. Deciding that it’d be too much of a hassle, the two of you resign yourselves to waiting out for the grave.


So far, the main brother is the only one who gets zero love
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Posted 1/27/16

Le_Dom wrote:

So far, the main brother is the only one who gets zero love


It's ok, he can just spend the night with any girlfriend from the porn section.
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Posted 1/27/16

SylveonLuna wrote:
Also as soon as I saw the choice for "Which monster girl?" Instantly clicked Papi. Papi is best.


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